lol @ this excuse

Wow,

Listen to Dillman try and explain away his bullshido on this clip. I guess to use Dillman’s methods on a full bore street situation, the attacker has to have his tongue planted just in the right spot on the roof of his mouth for it to work.:rolleyes:

Man…where o’ where…did these people go wrong in there youth to fall for this nonsense?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_qg5d1YGI

strange that this vid was in the “related” section…doesnt seem related to me at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWG6eglkLa8&NR=1

ok, so when I get into a confrontation, I have to wiggle my tongue AND my toes-alternately, no less, all at the same time?! Dayum! I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time. How the he11 am I supposed to master this technique?
No wonder these guys are considered masters.

(hmmmm, ok, lemmie practice…“lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lala”)
ummph…it’s hard. When do I get the glow?

I have heard the crowd or should I say followers at his seminars are considered shall we say…on the heavy side of things.:smiley:

This is the same nutty behaviour you seen in cults.

man i have to watch this when i get home (no sound at the office)

how does he explain being un able to perform his “technique” ??

  1. Guy was a non-believer (cult speak)

  2. Tongue may of been on the wrong part of his mouth. (Retarded Speak)

I have also heard of one where to do some kind of lethal death strike they have to stand on one leg with the other leg wrapped behind the knee in order to suck out his chi before tapping him on the chest.

Heheheh.

Can prob makes a but load of cash off of the stupid.

hmmmm, ok. This goes into my little black notebook:
If I am walking down the street, and some bada$$ comes hopping up to me on one leg, I immediately drop into my defense position:
“lluthh-lluthh” (ptui !) Note to self: first spit out gum
ok,“lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lala”
ok. Got it.

Dunno about knocking people out without touching em. But I have felt a Chi Gung practinioners hand get as hot as a cup of coffee before.

That is pretty funny though. I remember seeing Dillman at a seminar, all I could think about was wanting to do sit ups for some strange reason.

Now thats the same reason my death touch wont work.

NO ONE BELIEVES IN ME!!!

**** you all, non believers, you make my powers of death null and void. :mad:

[QUOTE=PangQuan;750806]Now thats the same reason my death touch wont work.

NO ONE BELIEVES IN ME!!!

**** you all, non believers, you make my powers of death null and void. :mad:[/QUOTE]

For $5K, I will teach you a hypnotic technique that will make people believe in ya. Unless of course they can wiggle their ears. Then all bets are off. Or if theres a full moon in that month. And if they just drank water that day.

Evidently, there is a ring of truth to this-check out the beginning of this sword set.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuZqGkJ56KI

notice the one legged stance in preparation for the death touch!

Dillman is a fat powerslob. His system is about as attractive as coming home from a hard days work and finding Jenna Jameson taking a dump in my kitchen sink while wearing clownmake up.

[QUOTE=Black Jack II;750813]Dillman is a fat powerslob. His system is about as attractive as coming home from a hard days work and finding Jenna Jameson taking a dump in my kitchen sink while wearing clownmake up.[/QUOTE]
This turns me on for some reason.

[QUOTE=Chief Fox;750826]This turns me on for some reason.[/QUOTE]

strangely im not suprised…:stuck_out_tongue:

I have a video of that I will sell for $100

he gets a vid for 100 bucks and i have to pay 5k for hypnotism?

something is up here…

disappointing that Leon Jay has gotten caught up in it…

I love how he says “I probably shouldn’t be saying this on video but…”.

I was at a karate seminar where the demonstrator hit a guy on a nerve and the arm went dead. The funny part was how many people asked about ki, where the guy had even said before the demo that ki has nothing to do with what he was showing. Some attendees were disappointed that anybody could do it, while one guy almost begged to be let in on the secret. :rolleyes: Some people love the ki as much as Gene loves the Iron Crotch.

All Dillman’s stuff can be negated by lifting ur big toe, but shhh, that is a secret!!!