Listen to Dillman try and explain away his bullshido on this clip. I guess to use Dillman’s methods on a full bore street situation, the attacker has to have his tongue planted just in the right spot on the roof of his mouth for it to work.:rolleyes:
Man…where o’ where…did these people go wrong in there youth to fall for this nonsense?
ok, so when I get into a confrontation, I have to wiggle my tongue AND my toes-alternately, no less, all at the same time?! Dayum! I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time. How the he11 am I supposed to master this technique?
No wonder these guys are considered masters.
(hmmmm, ok, lemmie practice…“lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lala”)
ummph…it’s hard. When do I get the glow?
Tongue may of been on the wrong part of his mouth. (Retarded Speak)
I have also heard of one where to do some kind of lethal death strike they have to stand on one leg with the other leg wrapped behind the knee in order to suck out his chi before tapping him on the chest.
Heheheh.
Can prob makes a but load of cash off of the stupid.
hmmmm, ok. This goes into my little black notebook:
If I am walking down the street, and some bada$$ comes hopping up to me on one leg, I immediately drop into my defense position:
“lluthh-lluthh” (ptui !) Note to self: first spit out gum
ok,“lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lalalala(wiggle-wiggle)lala”
ok. Got it.
[QUOTE=PangQuan;750806]Now thats the same reason my death touch wont work.
NO ONE BELIEVES IN ME!!!
**** you all, non believers, you make my powers of death null and void. :mad:[/QUOTE]
For $5K, I will teach you a hypnotic technique that will make people believe in ya. Unless of course they can wiggle their ears. Then all bets are off. Or if theres a full moon in that month. And if they just drank water that day.
Dillman is a fat powerslob. His system is about as attractive as coming home from a hard days work and finding Jenna Jameson taking a dump in my kitchen sink while wearing clownmake up.
[QUOTE=Black Jack II;750813]Dillman is a fat powerslob. His system is about as attractive as coming home from a hard days work and finding Jenna Jameson taking a dump in my kitchen sink while wearing clownmake up.[/QUOTE]
This turns me on for some reason.
I was at a karate seminar where the demonstrator hit a guy on a nerve and the arm went dead. The funny part was how many people asked about ki, where the guy had even said before the demo that ki has nothing to do with what he was showing. Some attendees were disappointed that anybody could do it, while one guy almost begged to be let in on the secret. :rolleyes: Some people love the ki as much as Gene loves the Iron Crotch.