Absolute 10/10.
That was really funny.
That was great…although my eyes couldn;t help but glance at the girl bending over showing her thong and touching her bu tthole…and she lives in my area and wants to date me…I wonder if my wife would let her???
i’ve tried that approach “But, Honey, the internet said she really, really wanted to meet me!”
good luck.
I only had a black eye for a week. 
I keep wondering how all these cute Waiguaren women managed to live in Lishi and not meet me. I mean they certainly are not coal execs and really there are two jobs for foreigners in Lishi: coal exec and English teacher.
Where are all these ****ty ESL teachers that these adds keep telling me about? 