You do know the other reference to “klingon” right?
i have a casette tape from 1993, unopened from wrapper called “how to learn Klingon with michael dorn: the language of the future”
i wonder if it will sell for a lot of monehs
Remember Secret Fighting Arts of The Warrior Race?
Secret Fighting Arts of The Warrior Race: Volume 1 - betleH yIqel…scroll down for it.
I knew that was a bad idea. We shouldn’t have released those Klingon secrets. They’re too deadly for the street - for earth streets at least…:rolleyes:
[QUOTE=GeneChing;910733]Secret Fighting Arts of The Warrior Race: Volume 1 - betleH yIqel…scroll down for it.
I knew that was a bad idea. We shouldn’t have released those Klingon secrets. They’re too deadly for the street - for earth streets at least…:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
omfg. lol!
Fess up Gene. You wrote that book.
No, my shidi wrote it.
I did design the cover. The funny thing was the my shidi wasn’t really a trekkie per se. He was a Hung Gar man, and quite talented at Iron Body and Iron Palm. Maybe all that Iron qigong got up in his head and made him go Klingon. I never quite figured that out.
He wound up teaching workshops on the betleH for a while. It was pretty funny. He was pretty buff and hardcore and he’d sit these overweight trekkies in horse stance until they started to sweat cheetohs and cry “Beam me up! For God’s Sake, Scotty, BEAM ME UP!!”
[QUOTE=GeneChing;910788]I did design the cover. The funny thing was the my shidi wasn’t really a trekkie per se. He was a Hung Gar man, and quite talented at Iron Body and Iron Palm. Maybe all that Iron qigong got up in his head and made him go Klingon. I never quite figured that out.
He wound up teaching workshops on the betleH for a while. It was pretty funny. He was pretty buff and hardcore and he’d sit these overweight trekkies in horse stance until they started to sweat cheetohs and cry “Beam me up! For God’s Sake, Scotty, BEAM ME UP!!”[/QUOTE]
LMAO !!
Best post of this thread !
click that link and you get:
Not Available - Inventory Destroyed by order of Paramount/Viacom
lol
paramount/viacom wants their pound of flesh from the klingon first!
After I disarmed them and kicked their asses, we all went to the bar for beer.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;910798]LMAO !!
Best post of this thread ![/QUOTE]
best post of the week!
maybe this thread should be a sticky??
or maybe klingons, klingon language, klingon fighting style, and everything klingon needs its own forum??
Devastatingly effective and intergalactic!
c’mon, there is only like one other intergalactic style of fighting so far anyways!
:eek::eek::eek:
LMAO !!!
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/02/05/8269986-ap.html
Man boldly robs store with Star Trek sword
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Colorado police say a man with too much “Star Trek” on his mind used a sword modelled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.
Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.
Police Lt. David Whitlock says no one was injured.
The StarTrek.com website says the double-pointed sword used by the Klingons on “Star Trek” is crescent-shaped and about a metre long.
Police did not specify what material it was made of.
No one has been charged in the incident.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;911202]LMAO !!!
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/02/05/8269986-ap.html
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At least he did not use a phaser
[QUOTE=Exadon;911215]At least he did not use a phaser[/QUOTE]
LOL !
Probably need the money to buy the crystals to make a phaser !
“Back the f### away from the register, this thing is not set to stun”
that is a funny choice of weapons.
so crazy that such a culutre delvoped over a fictional race.
$300 for that book!!!
Wow, mine is autographed. I wonder how much that’s worth…
I was just listening to a radio show this morning and a caller called in that went to a local highschool in 2004 and one of the student body president candidates gave his entire speach, about 10min long, in klingon. I just thought that was funny.
[QUOTE=GeneChing;911231]Wow, mine is autographed. I wonder how much that’s worth…[/QUOTE]
you could totally auction that thing on ebay and sell it to a trekkie for sure.
do it! baby needs new shoes man.
lol 
Nah, it’s my only copy. I’m keepin’ it.
Besides, I just got new shoes. 