Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged

The flap over the judges blowing the call in figure skating this Olympics brings to mind the state of judging in the martial arts.

To wit: It blows like a meat whistle.

I don’t know if collusion is a problem in MA the way it apparently is in figure skating (don’t you just love the image of the Russian judge buttonholing the French judge, who proclaims: “I surrender!”), but I know from experience many of the judges in MA are incompetent for the most part. Why in heavens name in a tournament would you have a KF judge determining whether someone did a karate kata correctly? Or, similarly, why would you have a tai chi instructor judge a brick breaking contest? Doesn’t it make much more sense to have people qualified in a style judge that style…? Of course, then the problem becomes in finding someone qualified in that particular style…which is a pretty tall order in itself given the current state of McDojos and McKwoons!–

MA has it’s own problems when it comes to judges, IMO. Not the least of which is that the judges themselves are are rarely qualified to professionally evaluate the programs they are supposed to. Because this is true they are impressed with loud and constant kiais which have no bearing on the movements in question, Britney Spears music in the background, spangled outfits and blonde mullets. :rolleyes:

How are blonde mullets impressive?:wink:

The judging at most MA events is a joke, a total 3 ring circus.:rolleyes:

that figure skating judging was reeediculous. did you see the star-struck look on the russion male skater’s face, and how he shook his head when shaking the canadien guy’s hand, like “i don’t have any idea why you aren’t getting this gold medal and i am”? the canadien girl is a b*tch though. did you see how she was acting? i wanted to belt her just for living on my continent. she looks like a little pitbull. all stout and narrow eyed and big shouldered. in the immortal words of the guy who owned the junkyard in Stand By Me…she’s “crazier than a $hithouse rat”.

Yeah, that Russian guy did look embarrassed standing there on the podium with the gold. I’ve got to give him credit for that. I think he knew they didn’t deserve it.

That Canadian girl does look like she’s capable of snapping at any time…but she flashed some nice crotch shots so I forgive her.

The judging at most MA events is a joke, a total 3 ring circus.

Sounds like boxing!!!