“Did she give you your birthday spanking?”
and a pinch to grow an inch(hey, I’m part Irish, its not my fault!
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“Youre almost as old a **** as me…”
That’s right.
“Hey why don’t you go down to a Chung Moo quan school and get a free demonstration of people leaping off of rooftops and landing unharmed?”
Free? I didn’t realize there was such a thing in CMQ.
“it’s kinda cool when people die on the same day they were born ya know?”
My grandfather died on my 21st birthday. There’s an old family legend that if anyone dies on your birthday, they will protect you for the rest of your life. Of course, there’s also one that says you shouldn’t drink orange juice and milk at the same meal, or they will curdle in your stomach. And, my favorite, don’t sing at the dinner table or you’ll marry a crazy person.
“And if it is your birthday, why the hell is the trash your responsibility today?”
What the heck is up with that?:mad:
I’m gonna have to have a talk with that woman. I hope she doesn’t get mad.
“Wow, so how old are you??”
32
“So, did you get any cool birthday weapons yet??”
Nope. Thus far, I’ve gotten the dvd Wheel of Life(Shaolin), some clothes, etc. Me and my family are always late on getting gifts, so we don’t really expect to see any on our birthdays.
“Glad you had an opportunity to display your prowess on this special day.”
Me too!
“For the rest of us dog humping wankers it’s the same old sh!t, but on ones birthday it is customary to loaf.”
I didn’t get that memo. I’m working hard as heck.
Thanks everyone!
And, seeing as its my birthday and what I says goes, I’d just like to say that Bill Clinton was the best president EVER.
