I have started on an iron crotch regimen that involves squeezing my tesates until I feel too sick to my stomach toi continue. Although in the short time that I have been doing it, I have noticed gains. However I have become worried over the prospect of sterility resulting from my training. does anyone on here have enough experience in Iron crotch training to assess the risk? Am I in danger or not?
Dang, I usually have to pay people to squeeze my balls. I don’t have the heart to do it myself.
Seriously though, if you’re into that kind of thing, I wouldn’t worry about kids.
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Why, exactly, are you training this?
What kind of gains?
I’d say your at a high risk of squeezing the nards too hard. There’s no way that can be good.
This is probably the funniest post I have read that made me sincerely laughing out of my chair. I understand and have heard stories of iron shirts and iron etc gung fu. I am curious why would you want to develop iron pen-is gung fu? In the past while working for New York Sports Clubs, I had an African American friend. He was a yellow fevered, a werid pseudo-mystic, closeted pervert who told me his reason for iron pen-is gung fu was not for self defense. It it was for sensual performance and he always wanted to break a coconut with this love stick to impress the ladies. That in itself would be a cool party trick I would guess. <wink> Heck, I told him if he could break a coconut with his love stick I would be his todai (student). I wont hold my breathe for this one.
your right..sounds dodgey, but i think the idea is to detatch from the pain…as opposed to squeeze em til you cry ???
I would never desicrate my sacred pole of lovin’ by squeezing or it’s two roommates or hanging stuff from it. I respect it way too much…
That and it feels like a thousand angry marmots in the pit of my stomach when something bad happens to the Temple of Schlong. Not before I have the manditory “Oh, Sh!t!” 5 seconds.
Oh man, this thread is screaming for an ad!!
Now, I’ve worked on GM Tu’s story, in fact, I published the breaking coconuts concept in my first story on Iron Crotch. I thought that was an outrageous statement from GM Tu, so I had to keep it in the story. Nice to know the idea appealed to a yellow-fevered mind. :rolleyes:
I also worked on translating his video, and in no place does he discuss squeezing your testicle until you feel sick. You do perform some squeezing and slapping, but it’s all very light and it moves progressively. If you experience extremem pain, you got to back off. The bottom line is back off, don’t whack off.*
[SIZE=1]*sorry, couldn’t resist that one. [/SIZE]
what exactly happened at exotic erotic Gene? 
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you should probably start with muscular retraction. slowly and gradually is the key.
as G has stated, there is light squeezing and some concussive work, but it is very light and very gradual.
retraction and weight suspension is the main attraction and retraction while weights are attached as well.
I would take genes ad, and get a copy of Master Tu’s tape. He is the Masta of da dragon bone afta all.
If you damage yer nads with to much pressure and concussion, you run teh risk of testicular cancer. follow a known program such as Tu’s. I can’t think of one currently outside of golden egg that is available. And even then, golden egg can only be seen as a demonstration and there is no method given except for a superficial passover of it.
and uh… best of luck with it. My personal spin is if you feel you are going to be in a combative situation, wear a cup.
cheers
Well, that post was made by a friend of mine, I have no idea to perform iron crotch or tai chi on skis or whatever. I don’t know what sort of gains he’s noticed but he does want to continue. He want’s to know if this can make one sterile?
Actually, Iron crotch or Iron Groin is a legitimate type of gong fu training. It is not about sexual performance, although it may have some positive or negative effect, which I don’t know about.
But I’ve heard that several gong fu family members in the group that I study with have trained this skill. Basically the training eventually gives you the muscular strength to pull your testicles up inside your body. If someone delivers a strike to your groin you will not suffer the excrutiating pain that comes with getting a kick in the balls.
One gong fu family member actually entices people kick him in the balls. He stands with his legs apart, offering an enticing target. When his opponent goes for the bait, he catches their leg with his thighs and then proceeds to break their leg by twisting his thighs.
If you want to develop the iron groin gong fu, go ahead, have fun. Personally, I’ll just try protect my nuts with a block or something. Attaching a 50lb weight to my balls is a little more than I’m will to go for gong fu.
PS. I’d consult with someone who really knows how to train this skill, otherwise you may indeed do something harmful to yourself.
The gains I have noticed are that I can sustain pressure longer before the pain becomes too excrutiating to continue. And though some of you have mentioned the proper Iron crotch method, I am looking specifically to find wether my current method might cause me to be sterile. And to those confused by my original post, this consists entirely of squeezing my testicles, nothing else. Any help would be appreciated.
Dude,
Ask your doctor. I don’t think you want any of us Kung Fools on this forum giving you advice on sterility as related to squeezing your testicles. That’s for your doctor to advise on. Don’t be embarassed to discuss it with him or her. Probably a him though, right? (: Just think how embarassed you’ll be if you screw up your nads based on some advice given to to you by a stranger on a Kung Fu web forum. Go see your doctor!
careful, delibandit, i’m thiiiiiiis <> close to banning you for making sense and suggesting someone get proper, trained advice.
just wear a cup!
how did you learn about iron crotch…its not something you learnt in classs is it? 
Originally posted by delibandit
[B]Dude,
Ask your doctor. I don’t think you want any of us Kung Fools on this forum giving you advice on sterility as related to squeezing your testicles. That’s for your doctor to advise on. Don’t be embarassed to discuss it with him or her. Probably a him though, right? (: Just think how embarassed you’ll be if you screw up your nads based on some advice given to to you by a stranger on a Kung Fu web forum. Go see your doctor! [/B]
It’s unlikely a doctor will have any knowlege of iron crotch or it’s risks and harm minimalisation there-of…do some searches and find an experienced practitioner…
ps…slapping and squeezing???..anyone for a training partner…
just kidding…not a chance
but a doctor is likely to have insight to what basic pressure against the genitals will cause – particularly the more contact-based stuff. his or her ignorance of the benefits of iron crotch will probably be outweighed by his or her common sense regarding potential damage to very fragile naughty bits.
:rolleyes:
different ball game dude
So, BL, your saying that a doctor would not have enough knowledge of the human reproductive system to make a call on whether or not squeezin your balls is bad?
Edit: and did you mean to make a pun with your last post?
but a doctor is likely to have insight to what basic pressure against the genitals will cause – particularly the more contact-based stuff. his or her ignorance of the benefits of iron crotch will probably be outweighed by his or her common sense regarding potential damage to very fragile naughty bits.
Exactly. Don’t just talk to a doctor. Talk to a urologist. This is not stuff to be idly messing around with. Your genitourinary system is extremely fragile in some respects, and very difficult to repair when it is damaged.
Take it from someone who knows. I was in a minor bicycle accident when I was 15 that resulted in me coming off the seat and landing on the main bar on the frame of the bike. It crushed my urethra right at the center of the bottom of my torso (basically where it is least protected) it took ten years, multiple surgeries, and two full reconstructions of that section of urethra to resolve the problems resulting from that accident.