im drunk again.

See, small dick ninjismu is more stealthy - they can get in and out without her ever feeling it.

Large dick ninjismu has a lot more impact though.

Ultimately it comes down to the old saying, it is not the style of ninjismu, rather the practitioner that counts :smiley:

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You’re fu(king up my chi

Another weird one…

Back in 1998, I was looking at this girl in my class (for no reason really, not even sexualy). She looks at me and makes a motion with the arms saying “D’you wanna ****?”. WHAAAAAA?? OMG, you know what, i’m still not sure if this was for real or a dream.
I think, if it was for real I’d do her, if it was a dream i’d do her too. So WTF??
This makes no sense, maybe i heard her wrong, maybe she said something completly different…
I just stood there, didnt answer in any way…
****, must have been a nightmare. I know im slow and sometimes i crash and lock just like Windows 95, but thats just IMPOSIBLE. Let me say again IMPOSIBLE.
If it was for real i give myself the right to shoot myselft in the head and die. If it was a dream, no couldnt be. If it was a nightmare, well must have been a nightmare.

I make no sense, nothing in me makes sense.


“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”

why don’t you go ask?

___________________________________________________________________________ “I’m just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!”

Xebsball man - you need to ge laid!

You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

This is wack

in my state, i wrote these, i’m sure it’s ****, but let me know. you gotta hear it really, my flow adds to it, i dunno, it’s all how you deliver the punches :slight_smile: :

“My styles so dope I make your eyes red, the best thing since sliced bread,
cause disasters that’s wide spread like five beds [geddit?],
leave at least 160 mics dead, (i) cook em like fired eggs,
i make (pathetic) emcees collide heads, you gayer than Right Fred, fu.ck Said,
i leave my marks like truck treads, you fu.ck head, you don’t buck lead
n duck feds you just suck head n now your fuckin lucks dead,
So (it’s up to you) just make a move, (I) got no stakes to lose but i’ll break n bruise
with rakes n tools I murder fakes n fools n make you ache n snooze,
I’m bakin crews, there’s no debatin’ fools, I devistate n rule, i’m takin jewels like i was rakin’ pools,
I rhyme on vapour fuels, i’m shown on pay per view” T.B.C.

Words in parathesis mean optional things i might say. Duh. Not finished.

Sorry i never usually post lyrics on line, especially not wack ones. Sounds okish when i say them though. I’ll let you all know when my radio show starts. That is goingn to be fu.cking cool, if i can find the right dudes to work with.

Sorry again :frowning:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

Enjoy it while you can. My body won’t let me do it any more "

dude, i wish i listened to my body a little better. it’s telling me i can’t but i don’t seem to wwant to listen. i will want to puke as soon as i wake up tomorrow. i will feel this way for about 4 hours at work. the rest of the day i will feel tired and pissed off … and then when in come home from work i train anyway … and then as a reward for training while im exhausted and didn’t want to … i have a beer which turns into the 8 i have already had this eventing.

“negative”

sorry dude .. .

you need to ask her out to dinner or something .. . something desinged to be just the two of you .. .. then manipulate her . .. be patient . . . it might take an opinionated weaker mind a little while to finally give into what you are telling her is right . . . make her think you are a nice guy and that you are the best thing to ever happen to her while simultaneously saying you are crap. . **** her and decide what you want to do from there.

you need to sit down and really think about how you can manipulate her and then do so.

im really drunk but it seems to make sense now.

where’s my beer?

Hey Sharky - rap’s not really my thing, but why do all rappers go on about how cool they are and how good they are at rapping?

You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

Well, when I was diagnosed with a fatty liver at the ripe old age of 26 I decided it was time to lay off the drink. Now I find that I am not even inclined to drink even when it is available.

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because it’s funny and it’s a good way to show off lyricism, teh best similies and metaphors. it’s just a topic. there are hundreds of things to rap about. love raps etc blah blah blah. i am more of a battle orientated rapper - my usual thing is to say how good i am, and put everyone else down

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

gee, I thought I was bad.

Anyhoo, I fuct a 15 year old last summer. hahahhaa. It was in mexico. hahahhaha. No one knows. I’d get soooooo arested for it in the US. Her tits were big, her arms were small, grarrrrrr. On the beach under the stars. Makes me happy. :smiley:

I didn’t know she was 15 till after, my mate who speaks spanish told me. I was shocked and then said, YEEESSS! because there is novelty in things illegal.

Oh, I need some whiskey. God bless Jamesen whiskey.

hey sharky, you could get your own cartoon

BattleRappers

___________________________________________________________________________ “I’m just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!”

FUCKIN A

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

Sharky - fair enough. Mind you, I’m surprised that you like to put people down! :wink:

NuttnFunny - you’re a hoovus.

You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

I’m convinced that there’s no cure for my madness.
Getting laid sure would be fun but these things just dont happen to me. Bad karma on me. Very BAD karma on me.

Here you would not get arrested too, as long as it was not a rape (of course).

Sharky, man, we’re with you, go for it!


“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”

Xebsball

Don’t give up hope - if I can get laid now and then, so can you.

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You’re fu(king up my chi

casa de puta. thats spanish. Probably the same. Get yourself a nice 15 year old with sweat curves and dumb innocent eyes to fu6k the sh1t out of with the fury you could never give an ordinary woman.

yep .. i want to puke.

my head and stomache are spinning and i just want to go back to sleep for another 12 hours.

i need to stop drinking on the weekdays.

where’s my beer?

apart from severe sleep deprivation, i feel ok.

take a sickie?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

lol .. i wish man.

we are understaffed and i can only call off for surgerys or funerals.

where’s my beer?