[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1192193]Brother, women in general can get strange about sex.
But lets face it, it’s usually because men are outstandingly weird about sex. lol
“here baby wear this, now put your leg up here, yup, that looks good, ok, lemme get the chicken baby heh heh” etc. :p[/QUOTE]
BBWAAHH !!!
Chicken indeed !
I thought I was the only one that knew the story about Uncle Chen !
[QUOTE=bawang;1192195]do these old men with buzz cuts and their fat wives look like sexy eager liberated chinese youth to you?
theyre the amoral city class/communist party children who has always been like this. nothing has changed for the poor underclass, its just the elites can bring their debaucheries into the open now.[/QUOTE]
Yes, indeed, too true.
With leisure time comes depravity.
Case in point:
Number one seller for stay at home/soccer/too much free time moms: 50 Shades of Gray !!
LMAO !!
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1192198]BBWAAHH !!!
Chicken indeed !
I thought I was the only one that knew the story about Uncle Chen !
:D[/QUOTE]
you guys are just joking and also know responsibility and reality. lots of city chinese cant separate fantasy tv america from real america.
you can joke about banging broads but you have a family and responsibility now. theres hundreds of thousands of 30 going on 40 in big cities in china that try to act like teenagers.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1192199]Yes, indeed, too true.
With leisure time comes depravity.
Case in point:
Number one seller for stay at home/soccer/too much free time moms: 50 Shades of Gray !!
LMAO !![/QUOTE]
the difference is crazy white liberals have compassion for other people and fight for their rights.
rich city chinese just wanna gangbang when theyre not busy oppressing the poor.
[QUOTE=bawang;1192201]you guys are just joking and also know responsibility and reality. lots of city chinese cant separate fantasy tv america from real america.
you can joke about banging broads but you have a family and responsibility now. theres hundreds of thousands of 30 going on 40 in big cities in china that try to act like teenagers.
the difference is crazy white liberals have compassion for other people and fight for their rights.
rich city chinese just wanna gangbang when theyre not busy oppressing the poor.[/QUOTE]
I can tell you some stories about the Japanese my friend and the Koreans.
Honestly, it’s every culture.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1192203]I can tell you some stories about the Japanese my friend and the Koreans.
Honestly, it’s every culture.[/QUOTE]
i grew up with hillbillies, so i know even in canada people dont live that glamorous city life. its just makes me sad is all because i wish for a simpler purer world.
the whole point of kung fu for me is to escape into that fantasy land of yesterday where eveyrbody has honor.
[QUOTE=bawang;1192204]i grew up with hillbillies, so i know even in canada people dont live that glamorous city life. its just makes me sad is all because i wish for a simpler purer world.[/QUOTE]
Purer based on WHO’S definition?
Lets be honest my friend, for the vast majority morals are subjective and they are subjective to what is best for them at the time.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1192205]Purer based on WHO’S definition?
[/QUOTE]
genghis khan
[QUOTE=bawang;1192206]genghis khan[/QUOTE]
solid choice bro.
I’ll sharpen up the swords and feed the ponies, we ride at dawn!!!
[QUOTE=bawang;1192206]genghis khan[/QUOTE]
Well played Sir, well played indeed !
[QUOTE=bawang;1192201]you guys are just joking and also know responsibility and reality. lots of city chinese cant separate fantasy tv america from real america.
you can joke about banging broads but you have a family and responsibility now. theres hundreds of thousands of 30 going on 40 in big cities in china that try to act like teenagers.
the difference is crazy white liberals have compassion for other people and fight for their rights.
rich city chinese just wanna gangbang when theyre not busy oppressing the poor.[/QUOTE]
sign me up!
Slightly OT
One thing I do understand about China - they hate to lose face. Some heads are rolling at the People’s Daily for sure.
Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 [UPDATE]
November 14, 2012 | ISSUE 48•46
The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012.
With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.
“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.”
Added Blake-Zweibel, “Ri Sol-ju is one lucky lady, that’s for sure!”
With today’s announcement, Kim joins the ranks of The Onion’s prior “Sexiest Man Alive” winners, including:
2011: Bashar al-Assad
2010: Bernie Madoff
2009: Charles and David Koch (co-winners)
2008: Ted Kaczynski
2007: T. Herman Zweibel
The Onion’s commemorative “Sexiest Man Alive” issue will be available on newsstands everywhere this Friday and contains a full 16-page spread on Kim.
UPDATE: For more coverage on The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012, Kim Jong-Un, please visit our friends at the People’s Daily in China, a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc. Exemplary reportage, comrades.
Follow the link below for the 55 (!!!) pic photo spread.
North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012
People’s Daily Online 09:25, November 27, 2012
Edited and translated by Zhang Qian, People’s Daily Online
U.S. website The Onion has named North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un as the “Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012”.
“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,” it said.
“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of The Onion Style and Entertainment.
Posted at 10:44 AM ET, 11/27/2012
Kim Jong Eun as ‘sexiest man alive’? Chinese news site falls for an Onion story on the supreme leader
By Emily Heil
Move over Ryan Gosling — North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, accompanied by his wife, Ri Sol Ju, might be competition. (AP)
Looks like sarcasm is easily last in translation — or easily ignored. The People’s Daily, the online version of the Communist Party of China’s official organ, lauded a story from the satirical news site that named North Korean dictator Kim Jun Un 2012’s “Sexiest Man Alive.”
Not realizing that the Onion was being cheeky — or perhaps simply not caring — the People’s Daily ran a 55-page photo spread to accompany the story, which it quoted thusly: “With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true.”
No doubt the women of Beijing are swooning. After all, if you squint really, really hard, you might see a slight resemblance to George Clooney — in that they are both sentient humans.
It’s not the first time a foreign news outlet has fallen for an Onion spoof. An Iranian news agency last month reprinted an Onion news story about a poll that found most Americans would rather vote for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than President Obama. The news site later apologized for getting duped — but insisted that Ahmadinejad could beat Obama in a popularity contest.
bawang should tell us just how sexy Kim is, since he is our resident racist Chinese, I mean resident Chinese cultural liaison.
I can identify a sexy Asian woman, and but not the men! It takes an a$$ assassin to discern that.
Whatever you do, Scott…
…don’t encourage bawang.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1192192]Chinese women can be a bit strange about sex.
Japanese women too, but they can be a bit more kinky.
True story:
I dated a Chinese girl for a bit and one day it got time for the “jade palace meets the thundering rooster”.
She looks at me and says, nope, not gonna happen.
I ask why.
She says I am too big and we are not gonna get married, me being a gweilo (however you spell it) and that no one would believe she was a virgin after !
I assured her that no one believes she is one now, but for some reason that didn’t matter.
So, handjobs, BJ’s and backdoor action it was !
Weird, let me tell you…[/QUOTE]
she was scared of getting the fat white girl hips after dating a black guy syndrome lmao and her turds were bigger than yer ****…
The ultimate metaphor for this forum
Follow the link for pix. Or not.
China Holds Outdoor Masturbation Festival (NSFW)
Dec 4, 2012 by Jessica
December 1st was World AIDS Day, and events were held all across the world to raise awareness about the disease and to stop its spread. China took part as well, organizing various events, including this rather unique one: the first annual Chinese Masturbation Reception.
While the organizers certainly had their hearts in the right place, the sight of men going at it like chimps in isolation had some members of the public wondering whether they were going too far.
The event took place at a field in Shenzhen, Guangzhou Province, with seven men and three women participating in the performance, which organizers said they hoped would raise awareness about AIDS by being covered far and wide as China’s first ever masturbation festival. Indeed, news outlets flocked to cover the show.
Participants first performed using a blow-up doll, “fleshlight” male masturbation toys and other adult novelties, then the men in the group dropped trow and pleasured themselves, using small wash basins to cover their “important bits”.
According to the banner over the stage at the event, the grand prize would be awarded to the man who held out longest, with a second-place prize going to the one who finished first. There was also a telephone number for people who wanted to register to participate. The organizer appeared to be an individual or else a small organization, but as they were able to obtain sponsors for the event, it had a rather sweet earnestness about it.
A representative said that the inspiration came from a global event called Masturbate-a-thon, and thought that China could get “a little release” by participating this year.
That’s all well and good, and the spectacle of seven men, all lined up with their pants down and a bucket over their nether regions is certainly eye-catching, but the question is whether it really accomplishes the goal of raising AIDS awareness.
For more information on charitable events and AIDS, head over to the World AIDS Day site.
This is Taiwan - Republic of China
‘this ***** just can’t be beat’
Sausage-Stuffed ***** Pancakes!
Apr 3, 2011 by Steven
The neighborhood of Ximending is located in the Northeastern part of Taipei, and is the Taiwanese hub of fashion and Japanese culture. Often referred to as the “the Harajuku of Taipei,” many fascinating sights can be seen just by walking up and down the streets, looking around at the numerous shops, and observing the customers that fill them.
Your reporters in Taipei recently stumbled across a food vendor that sells a corn dog-like concoction made by baking a sausage, coated in hotcake batter, in a special iron grill shaped like a *****.
The Taiwanese customers who visited the shop seemed to have no qualms about this startlingly detailed ‘***** dog.’ While we were there, we saw a number of people casually nibbling on their ***** while walking along the busy street. We noticed that they seemed to be particularly popular with children and high school-aged girls; the latter of whom would purchase one ***** to share among two or three friends.
You’ve got to admire the vendors, who seem to have no reservations about selling such raunchy treats in the middle of one of Taiwan’s busy shopping districts. Plus, at a mere $1.50, the price of this ***** just can’t be beat.
In Japan, there are a number of shrines dedicated to the worship of the *****. Perhaps this waffle wiener represents the start of a new ****-centric culture for Taiwan, or maybe young Taiwanese people are just comfortable with sexuality. The next time you’re in Taipei, why not try discarding those dated conceptions of the human body as something obscene and wrap your lips around a ***** pancake yourself?
ahh, that sweet pungent smell of cultural corruption and moral bankruptcy.
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;1192192]Chinese women can be a bit strange about sex…[/QUOTE]
The difference between a Chinese girl and American girl is in the morning, the
For some unknown reason, Chinese girls always assume that men are taking advantage on women.
do you have alzheimers john wang? you repeated this at least 10 times.
