Sharky
Leave a steaming turd on their doorstep every night. That may encourage them to leave 
Or at least itâll improve your digestive regularity.
man that reminds me of the poop i left on someones porch just a year or two ago.
some old cu nt ****ed me off on my paper rout when i was 13 and i just happened to think about it when we were all bored and very drunk one night. so i pooped into a kroger bag, put it on her porch, smooshed an aol cd on top of it (we had a huge box of aol cds that we stole from blockbuster and were throwing at people from the car), and then rang the doorbell. we waited till the door opened before driving away. the funniest part was that we decided to roll back around the block and the dumb bi tch was still standing there waving the cd and screaming inside at her husband. when she saw our car she pointed and started screaming louder. i bet she never guessed it was that crazy little long haired paper boy she yelled at 8 years ago.
oh ⌠just to make it clear ⌠i didnt just leave the kroger bag on the porch .. i dumped the poop out and smooshed the aol cd on top of the poop.
so she was waving around an aol cd with poop all over it for more than a minute at least.
I failed my exam. Left after an hour.
Gayness.
Although not half as gay as people coming out of it and saying âtold you it would be easy!â
cunts
I failed my exam. Left after an hour.
if ur that bothered try to get mitigating or extenuating circumstances which should help cover that.
dawood
What mitigating curcumstances? Someone was in my backgarden? They wonât buy it.
Guess what - landlord just called one of the girls that i live with (dunno why he chose her to call), and said we have 24hours to decide whther we want the house for next year, as other people are interested in it.
I canât see how anyone else can be interested in it if no oneâs seen it. Why suddenly say we have 24 hours?
I know youâll all be screaming âmove!â but understand that a) nothing has actually happened to the house b) the house is amazing with wooden floors and leather sofas, and i have a huge room, like 6m x 6m. We donât want to move really. We will not find a nicer house.
Anyway there are so many things going on, and itâs fukking up my exams totally.
Move man - easy decision.
Its obviously screwing with ya head - which would you prefer more? a nice pad, or piece of mind?
To live, all you really need is somewhere to store ya stuff, the rest if fairly inconsiquential when you think about the safety concerns.
Neurotic
Man, at times like these, everyone is ****ing turning to me for answers. So i turn to the internet (but donât tell them that).
If i move out, do i stick with my housemates etc etc etc
Too many dilemmas bleh
Iâm considering going to the estate agents, saying, please change the locks, or we can do it ourselves if you want, and then getting my brother to change the locks and staying here another year
It concerns me that you cant change the locks, but besides that, most of this seems to be random paranoia, and undue concern for your material stuff. Without the insurance your vulnerable no matter what. Stop being a ***** and take some ACTION. Figure out what the deal with the guy is and go with it. You seem to be lacking some basic recon concerning the situation - go ask the guy next door a few questions, and take the maglite to make sure your understood.
Alternatively you can continue this randomness and fail some more exams, live literally next to your stuff forever, or sacrafice the muppet, even if she is not a virgin.
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âYou seem to be lacking some basic recon concerning the situation - go ask the guy next door a few questions, and take the maglite to make sure your understood.â
You clearly have no grasp of the situation, or of the type of people iâm dealing with.
Or of how mentally scarring it can be when you get burgled.
My âmaterial stuffâ (oh enlightened one), is what matters to me, because the only thing i love is making music, and they are the tools i use to make this music. It also cost me a lot of sweat and much time to be able to buy this âmaterial stuffâ so iâll be ****ed if anyone has an easy time taking it from me.
How on earth you have the audacity to call my concern âundueâ when you were not the one to experience things, is beyond me.
And donât call me a bitch.
Sharky, go talk to the guy. Let him know that what happened that day he came through your garden made your roommate uncomfortable and you donât like that. Spend some time in the garden doing some drills or shadow boxing so he can see you at work. Call our landlord and have the locks changed, if he doesnât comply make a call to the police and discuss the issue with them. I am sure with a call from them your landlord may reconsider changing your locks.
Also, not sure how much 300 quid is, but I l know renters insurance here in the states runs like 10-20$ a month for apartments, so check into it a little more, if this equipment means that much to you it might be worth investing in a little security.
Hereâs an idea⌠buy the insurance that covers all your stuff, THEN move all the stuff to your sisters. Then make it look like the place was wrecked and robbed, and theyâll pay you to replace all the sh!t. Since the sh!t isnt really missing to begin with, youâll have a nice chunk of change to help you figure out your problem. Money makes everything easierâŚ
Insurance fraud is a great thing. I think more people need to rip those crooks off. F*cking insurance companies. Theyâre the real thieves. Not your neighbors
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[/list=a] Man, your right but Iâm pretty sure I am, or at least was the kind of people your dealing with. But Yenhoi was right , give us some numbers, peeps in the house, ages ,heights , weight . Age eventually mellows most of us. These *******es are human with the same failings and fears.[list=a]
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Originally posted by ricksitterly
Hereâs an idea⌠buy the insurance that covers all your stuff, THEN move all the stuff to your sisters. Then make it look like the place was wrecked and robbed, and theyâll pay you to replace all the sh!t. Since the sh!t isnt really missing to begin with, youâll have a nice chunk of change to help you figure out your problem. Money makes everything easierâŚ
Insurance fraud is a great thing. I think more people need to rip those crooks off. F*cking insurance companies. Theyâre the real thieves. Not your neighbors
Youâd better be fucking joking. Itâs that attitude that makes the rest of us pay ridiculous insurance premiums. Itâs that attitude that makes insurance companies into money-grabbing crooks. Itâs that attitude thatâs the reason Sharky canât afford insurance in the first place.
D!ckhead.
(Ignore all the above if you are joking, but it doesnât sound like you are).
Sharky, you gotta get a grip, bro.
This is mostly paranoia cos you were burgled before. Get the locks changed, buy the insurance and drop by your neighbours. Ask them why they keep going through your garden. Take a stand in a calm way instead of sitting indoors p!ssing your pants and using it all as an excuse to fail more exams.
Sorry if that was a bit harsh, mate, but you really need to stop b!tching and start acting.
Hah.
Sharky you forgot to post a dislaimer on this thread listing the qualifications to post. I have been âburgledâ before, but this thread isent about me being a psycho-weirdo who worries so much about my stuff being stolen by some lowlifes that live 10 feet away that I sart ****ing up school etc.
Im just saying that if your bothered so much by all this randomness, then you should do something about it, or, you can keep being a little *****.
If I had a buddy like you in real life Id go fix his little house problem, then fix his ***** ass attitude.
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sigh. youâre insulting me for what reason again? i canât remember at what point i started randomly insulting people on this thread.
i guess this will be the last time i post on these boards then, as iâm sick of the retards that come here.
and yenhoi, i thought you were one of the safer guys.
cheers, and goodbye.