she wanted to watch the Detroit vs. Orlando game and I wanted to watch the WEC
If only you had practiced your forms more! 
These things happen!
If he had only trained Shaolin Do he woud have been “trained to kill, PERIOD” (r)
[QUOTE=Oso;858988]she wanted to watch the Detroit vs. Orlando game and I wanted to watch the WEC
:([/QUOTE]
buy two TVs…
that’s ok…the make up sex was pretty good
and I think I came up with a form specifically for remote control defense…but it leads to the make up sex so monks won’t be able to perform it!
[QUOTE=Oso;859015]that’s ok…the make up sex was pretty good ;)[/QUOTE]
That’s what tattooed monk said in RE to Kwaichang :eek:
[QUOTE=Oso;859015]that’s ok…the make up sex was pretty good ;)[/QUOTE]
Which hand did you use and did she notice the wet spot?
lkfmdc: why the SD references?
@ rogue
It’s ok. I rule the remote in our family because of my superior grappling skills:cool:
Oso
SD references because I called him on his fight record which is non existant because he TRAINS champions. Too busy I guess. Yes I do Sd and I can fight too it puts a kink in lk’s little story. KC:)
I lose fights all the time. I can convince a jury to find in favor of my client, but I can’t convince my wife that the new speakers are really necessary to the well being of our family. I mean, come on…
yeah i lost a fight trying to convinve my wife that guitar hero is on the grocery list. she said something about needing vegetables and i said guitar hero would be like vegetables for the soul. i lost that fight.
but oso next time you end up in this situation turn on what you want to watch and use your kung fu grip to crush the remote into dust and then turn to her and say “what now?” if she pauses for even a second raise your hands in the air and say “woohoo, i win! one to nothin’”
[QUOTE=BruceSteveRoy;859086]yeah i lost a fight trying to convinve my wife that guitar hero is on the grocery list. she said something about needing vegetables and i said guitar hero would be like vegetables for the soul. i lost that fight.
but oso next time you end up in this situation turn on what you want to watch and use your kung fu grip to crush the remote into dust and then turn to her and say “what now?” if she pauses for even a second raise your hands in the air and say “woohoo, i win! one to nothin’”[/QUOTE]
I remember a tale about the Spartan women who got tired of the war their men were waging all of the time. They just cut them off and soon the men were crying like babies! There’s a lesson to be learned from that…
[QUOTE=Judge Pen;859084]I lose fights all the time. I can convince a jury to find in favor of my client, but I can’t convince my wife that the new speakers are really necessary to the well being of our family. I mean, come on…[/QUOTE]
Tell her they’re necessary so that Autumn’s hearing won’t be strained trying to watch the Wiggles & whatnot & go out early.
Try that route… or maybe not. :eek:
You got me on this one Oso, coming across this thread about you getting into a fight and losing, my initial thought was, must have been one bad mofo. But got a good laugh after seeing what you lost to. And a good one there Rogue.
[QUOTE=kwaichang;859053]SD references because I called him on his fight record which is non existant because he TRAINS champions. Too busy I guess. Yes I do Sd and I can fight too it puts a kink in lk’s little story. KC:)[/QUOTE]
Oh, you should all read the other thread, because it is a laugh riot :rolleyes:
kwaichang in less than 2 pages made claims, tried to squirm out of giving out names and details, got called on his lies, backtracked, changed his story and admitted the only three matches he ever had he lost all three.
Now, the losses aren’t so bad, I’ve won and lost and I wasn’t more than a “b level amateur” but when your sig line says “trained to kill” :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=yu shan;859099]You got me on this one Oso, coming across this thread about you getting into a fight and losing, my initial thought was, must have been one bad mofo. But got a good laugh after seeing what you lost to. And a good one there Rogue.[/QUOTE]
I just have a different idea of what make up sex is if I don’t win.
[QUOTE=lkfmdc;859115]
Now, the losses aren’t so bad, I’ve won and lost and I wasn’t more than a “b level amateur” but when your sig line says “trained to kill” :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Ah..but he didn’t say “WHAT” he is trained to kill! See? He has you there Ross!
He might be claiming proficiency in killing insects, rodents, small mammals or even marsupials…see, YOU don’t know!
Although the termite looks too cute to kill…