How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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I could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight. :smiley:

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

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I can only take 30. :confused:

It must be because I am only average height with average reach. I was willing to get brutal too. I think I could take more than 30 in real life though. I am guessing 100 or more.

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I guess it depends on WHOSE five year old yu are talking about. If itā€™s 30 kids popping out Dai Xin Yi, Iā€™d f@cking run.

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When I taught Kids Kung Fu, there was a game where all the students took on the instructorā€¦having actually FOUGHT 30, 5 yearolds in real life, I can assure you 10 could kick my assā€¦:frowning:

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33 over here

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http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

i dont know about 5 year olds, but i have a 79% chance to survive the zombie apocalypseā€¦not bad odds.

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[SIZE=ā€œ6ā€]34 BOOYAH[/SIZE]

iā€™m 13 ti 20 lanky and do martial arts
:smiley:

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[SIZE=ā€œ3ā€]38 Suckaā€™s![/SIZE]

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heh, only 29. i guess because of the weight

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33 is my magic number

11

32

Need more practice I guess. Gonna see if that is actually true when I teach the kids class on Sat.

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Only 29 ???

What a load of crap !!

BAH !!

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32 for me but I donā€™t know if thatā€™s a good thing. Whatā€™s the deal with getting trampled by a horse?

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[QUOTE=Yao Sing;833678]32 for me but I donā€™t know if thatā€™s a good thing. Whatā€™s the deal with getting trampled by a horse?[/QUOTE]

in case all of them decide to bumrush you at once and stand all over you
jump up and down until you are one with the asphalt etc

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well, I work in elementary schools, and based on personal experience, at least one - but she was really nasty and tried to stab me with a pair of scissors (you think Iā€™m joking, right?)

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I was horrified to learn I could only take on 31, but then I considered the following, and realized my limitations:

ā€œTo hell with morality, Iā€™d be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten.ā€

I think its the pile-driving. It takes a while to grab a kid, turn him upside down, and properly pile-drive the little mothersucker. Thatā€™s plenty of time for the swarm of nose-pickers to do some damage. But whenever I see a kid, I canā€™t resist the impulse to pile-drive. I think itā€™s in my genes. That, and indian burns.

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Hmmmmmm, I could take on 32. Not sure if that was good or bad.

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[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;833640]Only 29 ???

What a load of crap !!

BAH !![/QUOTE]

maybe age is a heavily weighted factor as wellā€¦but I think yao sing is older than I am too