Oh God another crazy from canada
i’m out numbered 
welcome aboard
Matrix
I’m sure we will meet soon. Keep you eyes peeled for a tall, good looking guy, cool shades, with a long black coat, boots and a very beautiful lady. I’ll be standing right behind them
hahahahaha
I’m the short guy with the goatee whose shirt is usually drenched down to my gut. People love pairing up with the sweaty guy (grin)
J
Yes you are Ernie!..
BTW,we canadians should always finish a sentence with …“He?” to show our “difference” and culture.
He?..
BTW,I’m a french canadian (Québécois) but who cares?..He?..
Re: Matrix
Originally posted by Jeff Bussey
There was like 20 of us running around Montreal. Dam that was a fun night.
Those folks know how to party, that’s for sure. And where better to have a bachelor party than Montreal. Tabernace.
BTW, I’m originally from Montreal, so I know of what I speak, eh.
i don’t mind
i plan on visiting you guys one day and your beautiful country
there are mountains i need to snowboard, mountain bike ride and rivers i need to raft
there has been a regular guy coming to train every few months at Garys
he has been bugging me to come down
Originally posted by Ernie
Oh God another crazy from canada
i’m out numbered
At the current exchange rate, I think we’re now even.
Re: Re: Matrix
Those folks know how to party, that’s for sure. And where better to have a bachelor party than Montreal. Tabernaque.
BTW, I’m originally from Montreal, so I know of what I speak, eh.
Ernie
Oh God another crazy from canada
People usually think we’re crazy in Canada only cause it’s so dam cold and we keep twitchin even in nice weather 
Thanks for the welcome.
J
Tabernaque.
We (quebecers) are known as “los tabarnacos” in Mexico!..An honnor! Something all anglo canadians should try to emulate.
Eh?..
old jong
We (quebecers) are known as “los tabarnacos” in Mexico!..An honnor! Something all anglo canadians should try to emulate.
hahaha
I think I’m gonna like it here.
J
Originally posted by old jong
Something all anglo canadians should try to emulate.
Most anglos lack the flair required to be amongst “los tabarnacos”. We can only come up with a weak immitation at best.
Originally posted by Matrix
Most anglos lack the flair required to be amongst “los tabarnacos”. We can only come up with a weak immitation at best.
This is not so bad!.. Anglos living in Ottawa (not to far away from Quebec province and Montreal) are usually more educated in “tabarnacos scientology” than the rednecks living ****her west. It really shows.
They may drink as much beer in the west but only us do mix beer with beans for great results!..
I think I’m gonna like it here.
…That’s the whole idea.
Bamter- on Canada
Having visited Vancouver, Calgary, Halifax, Montreal, Ottawa
and Toronto at different times over the years-it is a great and diverse country
But the Indians of one kind or another can have trouble understanding the bi lingual announcements over the airport speakers-eh? heh? Ha!
Canada should turn over Montreal to the frogs and it should be then turned over to the Inuit?<g>
The water line near Vancouver, the falling snow in the mountains west of Calgary, the late spring flowers around Toronoto are beautiful indeed. The general cleanliness of Toronto compared to DC, Kansas City, LA and transit systems is remarkable.
The people have their own regional and ethnic chemistries and diversity. Being a transplanted Okie- i Have my own interpersonal
comparative (verbal chi sao) tests.
If you say howdy to a stranger in Toronto- you can geta surprised look as though you are from Mars. In LA you get a look as though you are about to mug someone- and in some parts get mugged. In Tulsa you often will get a smiling howdy back unless OU is racking up OSU in the pigskin business.
He is also attracted by skinny women with short pulled back black hairs who dresses like Cat woman and can do the scorpion kick in bed
Leave my wife out of this.
In Canada most of us live in Igloos. Those are houses made out of snow which is white stuff that comes out of the sky. The snow starts as soon as you cross the border from the USA. The dome shapes of the igloos prevent the snow tornadoes from damaging them. Our favorite thing to do is the annual govenment sponsored Seal hunt. The national dish is Beaver ball soup. Fur coats and hats are a must to wear year around. We have a navy that consist of one sub. We used to have an airforce with one Jet plane but the plane got sold to the USA in order to raise money for our national save the whales program.
More Canadian facts:
http://www.thetoque.net/040810/staplegun.htm
OTTAWA-- The Canadian government has already spent more than $320 million on the controversial staple gun registry, but not everyone is convinced that the binding legislation–intended to reduce the number of office, home, and construction-related stapler and staple gun injuries and deaths–is working. The government initiated the registry in 2002, requiring that every staple gun owner register their Swinglines, Boston’s, and Bostitch’s, as part of a control measure to make the country just a little bit safer. – see above link for the complete story.
Ray- that is funny.
At one stage in the Arizona/ California politcs of water-there was a brief period when Arizona had some rubber boats
on the Colorado river-just in case..
also we have the great Salt river- mostly dry bed in many places…
last time I checked several years ago- still was classified as a navigable river.
The article on the registering of staple guns was/is funny.
Originally posted by old jong
[B]Exactly!..
BTW’about “Matrix”…<whispering with hand in front of mouth, looking around> I met him a few times and he dresses exactly like Neo,boots,long black coat,sun glasses etc!..He is also attracted by skinny women with short pulled back black hairs who dresses like Cat woman and can do the scorpion kick in bed!..(he told me!)</whispering with hand in front of mouth,looking around> So,that’s for the forum name!.. [/B]
I was wondering where he got his screen name.
Jeff,
Welcome to the fold.
Ernie,
Did someone say snowboarding in Canada???
Originally posted by anerlich
Leave my wife out of this.
You’re married to Halle Berry???
D’amn!!! 
AmanuJRY
Thanks Justin,
Did someone say snowboarding in Canada???
Are you in Canada?
J
Re: AmanuJRY
Originally posted by Jeff Bussey
Are you in Canada?
Jeff,
No Justin is not Canadian. He’s a Hair Farmer from somewhere on the Oregon Trail.
… and as we know there are only two types of people in the world. Canadians and those who wish they were Canadians.
P.S. I warned you that this would be addictive.