in my karate days i used to spar some contact stuff with kyokushin guys which is why i said that 
yup, they hurt a lot 
dawood
Anyone seen serpent? Maybe she got to him too!
No, no, I’m all right! LOL. I did offer to be his bodyguard, actually, but he thought I was joking. 
I spoke to him this morning to make sure he wasn’t hospitalised, but apparently it all went quite well, considering. She did come over and he answered the door with her cd’s in his hand. “Did you have anything else over here?” was the first thing he asked.
Apparently she just shook her head and said, “I’ve totally blown it, right?”
He said, “Yep” handed her the cd’s and closed the door and she went away.
Although it’s pretty funny, that’s actually a pretty sad way for it all to end. They did have a lot of fun there for a while, and she wasn’t always a psycho. He knew he was an arse and she has obviously calmed down and knows she did a dumb thing.
Still, like he said this morning, the fact that she snapped like that once is enough for him. He simply doesn’t want to be with someone that has the capacity to react that way.
He asked me, “Isn’t martial arts supposed to make you all zen and that?” (His words!) I told him that it’s because she studies karate and not kung fu! 
Anyway, I’m gonna meet him for some lunch, so I’ll poke him in the eye and tell him it’s from all the good folk at KFO. That’ll be a good time to tell him that people all over the world have been reading about how his chick knocked him the fukk out!
That is actually kinda sad because she obviously regrets what she did. However I agree with your friend that if she has the capacity to do that once, she may do it again. Not a healthy relationship to be in.
Tell your friend he has problably missed out on a great opportunity to play the guilt trip game and milk sexual favours out of her
Originally posted by joedoe
Tell your friend he has problably missed out on a great opportunity to play the guilt trip game and milk sexual favours out of her
Heh heh heh. Good one! Thanks Joe.
Well, my man’s ok, but he’s upset.
I actually went pretty easy on him cos he’s melancholy now. He’s just beginning to realise that a several month relationship just crashed and burned really badly, so he’s sad, understandably. He’s still furious with her, he’s still embarrassed about it, but he’s also sad that what he thought was a good thing has come to an end.
So, I was gentle with him and didn’t push it too far. Oh well, so ends an interesting chapter, I guess.
His eye is ugly, man! It’s open again now, the swelling largely reduced, but it’s doing that yellowy green thing around the edges and is still really black in the socket. The white of his eye is all red and bloodshot on one side. Man, she musta really clocked him one! :eek:
So there endeth the lesson: Don’t fukk with hardcore psycho karate chicks!
(Notice how eulerfan took the soft taichi way? She got someone else to do her beatdown for her! I’m kidding, euler, I know your situation was very different. I hope that fukker has a permanent reminder of some kind.)
sigh Some people, eh?
glad hes ok 0 but an important lesson for us all:eek:
dawood
yea
make sure you make contact with the bitch first
Originally posted by Serpent
[B](Notice how eulerfan took the soft taichi way? She got someone else to do her beatdown for her!
sigh Some people, eh? [/B]
I didn’t use violence of any kind. I used his social security number, his birthdate, and a phone.
Which puts me in mind of GDA’s succinct advice!
Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
you are all wrong. his only mistake was not following up the order with a good beating. if he would have gotten first shot, she’d be the one with the black eye and he’d be the one with a belly full of pie.
Mmmmmmpie.
Originally posted by eulerfan
[B]
I didn’t use violence of any kind. I used his social security number, his birthdate, and a phone. [/B]
Ah, sorry, my mistake. I thought you meant you’d got someone to beat him up!
Your method is so much more… feminine.
YEEEEAAAAAHH BABY!
Looks like it all worked out for the best. He made a good choice by giving her the ass. Psycho chicks are bad news.
Now, give him a Chinese burn for me.
Re: yea
Originally posted by Sharky
make sure you make contact with the bitch first
sage advice.
Glad we got that cleared up.
Originally posted by eulerfan
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I got revenge, to boot. He graduated late because of me.
I don’t even know if he suspects I was behind that unfortunate turn of events in his life.
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you got mob connections or something?
In high school, I got into an argument with a chick, and she punched me in the side of the face. So I broke her nose.
Guess who wound up on the wrong end of the legal repercussions of that one.
We’d just finished a unit on feminism, too…
I’ve had some minor physical disagreements with folks I’ve been in relationships with, always instigated by them. I’ve been pretty forgiving about it, but then, most folks I’ve dated haven’t really had the capacity to hurt me seriously when I’m paying attention. And a lot of them tread a lot closer to what most people would consider ‘mutual abuse’ than most people on this thread would be comfortable with, I suspect.
Different strokes for different folks…
Originally posted by eulerfan
OH MY GOD!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!! @$%&*@ %#$ #%$@& @%$@#% @#!$#! %$@! &!%$#@!!!
I think the point was that it’s really horrible that anyone might consider assault and battery like that to be anything similar to harmless. It’s asymmetrical.
If that kind of behavior is acceptable (a female punching her boyfriend in the face), then it should be acceptable for me to round kick a girl in the face, leaving a nasty bruise and knocking her cold, if she starts being obnoxious to me! Furthermore, the girl should have no complaint coming in excess of what the guy in the example had.
If it’s okay for she to hit he, it’s okay for he to hit she and vice versa. Similarly, if it’s not okay for he to hit she, then it is not okay for she to hit he. Understand?