PEOPLE LIKE YOU, OUGHT TO BE SHOT!!!
Okay Mister English feckin’ Major with first class honours. I’m gonna shove a shotgun in your mouth and blow your friggin’ Idiot savant Grammatical gifts across the Professor’s much accoladed wall.
I may have missed the “you” in the first sentence, but that you could probably COULD have realised and concluded yourself without much thinking. Oops, you don’t think and need to be spoon-fed information. Autodidaction is a skill lost to the world, by the way you carry on. Don’t tell me, you’re writing your PHD. on the Freudian theory of Copra-Phalic fetishism in sixteenth century literature. That topic really seems to suit you for some reason.
All good things in life, are indeed, free.
But I beseech you, reread my sentence. “Like all good things in life, is free”. I was refering to the singular subject of water, not the plural. Besides it was comparison, “Like” should have rung your grammatical bell, it is a similie and hence plurals may be disregarded. Sentences such as " The Newspaper fell LIKE a flock of geese descending upon a lake." would be grammatically incorrect in your grammatical opinion.
However, I am not writing a political treatsie while on this forum so please, grammar is the least of my qualms. I am writing colloquially and may mispell, forget grammatical structure or tense but still be coherent. I may miss a word now and again but still most people understand me, it’s just a pity you need to get at me in such a pathetic and petty manner.
If you hold anything back, I’ll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if I think you’re bending the truth, I’ll kill you. If you forget anything, I’ll kill you. In fact, you’re going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything