I have this box of 10th anniversary Kungfu Qigong promo magnetic calenders - I’ll give out one free to the first 5 people who email me privately. Start now, then stop when I say stop. Send me your postal address so I can put it on the envelope.
I just want to see how quick you all are during this ‘holiday’ week.
OK Stop.
Nice to know you’re all out there. And surprised that some of you were lurkers, not forum members. Enjoy the calenders.
Crap! That’s what I get for playing with my new Playstation 2, now I missed out on some free stuff! Gene next time save somthing free for me!
Oh alright, just for you Shaolindynasty…
Send me your postal addy privately and I kick one down to you. Consider it an apology for the boot to the head 
And stay off that playstation - you’ll go blind!