LOL…
yes actually…every time i open a door, i open it very fast and stop it right where it needs to be, and when i close 1, i swing it real fast, and stop right before it touches it turn the handle, close it as quiet as possible, release the handle as quiet as possible…thats cuz i wanna be a ninja, im always practicing stealth movements…whenever i walk in my kitchen, i walk as silently as possible, yet still faster than i normally would walk…when i am cooking, and i wait, i sit in the horse stance…when im walking down the street, im constantly scanning my surroundings, and not stepping on leaves or anything that will make noise, without looking stupid, well, too stupid, hehe…when i was going up stairs in school(which i no longer attend) i’d stop between each flight and practice some kicks/punches, and the walls were made out of concrete, solid, and i would open my hand like one of those vending machines where you get the stuffed animals(or candy) and hold that motion, and take jabs at the wall…everywhere i walk, i walk silently now that i think about it, running up stairs too…if i am behind someone, and nobody can see me, i’ll practice a punch or two at their head, aiming for a specific point, such as their neck, or maybe a bald spot(jes for target practice), and they wont know i did it, sometimes they’ll feel the wind, and turn around, but by then i look natural…im thought of to be the “more mature” teen, but when im sitting with kids that tend to throw things, i’ll throw soemthing at someone and act how i was acting when the immature kids were throwing things and i wasn’t paying attention, im never even suspected to be the 1 that threw something(i dont do it that frequent though)…and if a chick is playfully hitting me in the chest or something, i’ll put them in a joint lock of some sort and pin them against the wall or just hold em there, and ask em if their tough, this usually provokes em to try to beat me up more, then i redirect their punch and slap em in the face(quick but just taps, not hard), i’ve only had 1 bad experience with that, i was trying to get a note of this girls hands i wrote to her which was really really really ignorrant and i didn’t wanna give it to her(she took it out of my pants 
)…and i put her in a wrist lock but she wouldnt’ give it up, and kept fighting so i had to keep twisting it, people were watchign too, she was in mad pain, but she didn’t wanna drop it(she wanted it bad), and the people around were my friends so they just thoguht it to be funny, then when she finally gave it up, she was pissed at me, keep in mind i didn’t even know this girl that well, lol…then i guess she told her ex-boyfriend that i did it, and he came up to me to confront me with his friend who was 2 feet taller than me(well 1 and a half)…we didn’t end up fighting(lucky for them ) but two of my friends confronted her ex (on their own will!) and scared the sh!t out of em and he was nice to me ever since, i was laughin so hard when my friend told me that story, he said the other kid just jumped in to take my back(i didn’t even know me n him were cool like that)…
WHOA, i didn’t even realize how much i was typing, i was just spouting off examples then that story had came to mind when i was talking about the MA joint locks…well, i guess you aren’t the only 1, eh?
and all kidding aside, ALL OF THAT STUFF IS 100% TRUE! haha
“True victory is giving all of yourself without regret”-Ryu
“Your best move is the move you regret not doing”-Fei Long
“Are you prepared to fight today? Someone else is as we speak”-Apprentice
