1 “Even with two opponents, my soundboard style will prevail!”
2 “Our new black pants are guaranteed to not rip at the crotch. They are NOT guaranteed to prevent you from other embarassments.”
Pic 1- “please! dont take me s seriously… do i look like an arsehole with or without these sexy sunglasses? ahh, what the heck, my tommy Hilfiger shirt is way to sexy for your stance.. lets rumble!”
pic 2- " check it out dude! this IS the best way to sit on the toilet… u get this umbelievable fresh feeling. try it, and we can put on a show".
lol
Tae Li;)
Pic One - Taken at the anual ‘Blind Kung Fu fighting exhibition’
Guy on left… “Darn i wish they would let us start closer it would make this much easyer”
Guy on right… “Help, i cant see anything and everyones gone silent”
Pic Two - Taken at the anual patients day out Saint Vincents maximum securtiy mental hosptial.
Guy on left
“I can bend my knees and squat really low and ive got a armspan thats THIS BIG!”
Guy on right
“Well i can bend my knees and squat really low as well, plus i can make stupid looking facial expressions whilst im doing it!”
Or direct captions
Pic one
- Your lucky there is 20 feet of space between us or else you would be DEAD!
Pic Two
- I can squat lower than you and my arms go REALLY far appart!
Pic 2:
All we need now is a panda and we have imitated perfectly tekken tags school arena!
Pic 1 caption: In Shifu Wong’s last instruction set before dying of terminal cancer, Mr Chen the economics lecturer, stumbles into the theatre 5 minutes early, and inadvertantly ruins the only genuine photo to show the intricate hand movements required for a succsessful Chi blast.
Pic 2 caption: Mrs Johnson the tamborine teacher looks on with fright. It suddenly dawns on her that maybe she shouldn’t of asked her students to watch her drum full of beer after all…