Caption this !!!
http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/prs/chaplaincy/absk/kungfu.jpg
Hillfiger : Ka-mei-ka-mei…
Charlie : Ling Gong Kheng !!!
" I see you also have mastered the methods of Ling Kong Jing, this battle is futile"
“Well lets just stand here for a while and try to look cool anyway”
I’m pretty sure that pic #2 is Wah Lum Kung Fu near Columbus, Ohio. Mantis school. Good stuff, one of their students used to teach tai chi in the room before our class… best stances I’d ever seen.
D’oh ! Well I guess the MA community is pretty small… hehehe
it is a funny picture out of context though.
Woah. That was stupifying.
prana, it’s ka-mae-ha-mae-ha (or replace the E with Y with some people).
Picture 2
Guy 1-Let us both sit here looking like we are on the toilet!
Guy 2-Ahhh, but to look even cooler, let us flap our arms like the Eagle!
*No I am not trolling and trying to diss Kung Fu, the snap shot just looked perfect.
“You must die, I alone am best.”
"The classic story of the battle between the two taiji practitioners, also know as, “The tortise and the tortise’”
Actually since its a finger ki blast…
Its more like Piccolo’s MAKANKOSAPO!!!
Pic 1:
“Hey you… how big is your pen.is?”
Pic 2:
“Do you like jizz?”
“Jizz, yes. I love it. Jizz”
Scandalous.
LOL Keep’m cumin guys ! Awesome 
PIC1:
Hilfiger guy: framing 2nd man between thumb and index finger “yeesss darling! work it! aaaaabsolutely faaaabulous! Let me just go get my camera”
2nd Man: “you think Icome to sissy photo shoot and don’t know whats going on? I F**kin represent b*tch!! now I will punish your insolence by destroying you with my finger-chi blast!!!”
PIC2:
Guy1: “see the key to starting a McKwoon is to take an existing style and modify it. For example I take a standard horse stance and then I point my toes as far out as i can and flap my arms and call it Donald Duck stance!”
Guy2: “Ahhhh I seee, and it seems we are attracting naive admirers already!.. let me try… what if I lift up one foot and rest one hand on my hip…and voila Teapot stance!”
Guy1: “Now you’ve got it!”
LOL nice 1 anton 
Please sir, can I have some more ???
Pic 1.
National Bogey Flicking Championships, 2001
Gerard McNosepick (on the left, in black) tries to assert his authority over Snottie Hilfiger in the final. Note how Snottie is quite unpertubed as he blocks Gerard’s attack, though he has opted for the standard Flying Mucus Protection Goggles.
Pic 2.
Guy on left: “I’m gonna jump! I will! I’m gonna jump RIGHT up in the air!”
Guy on right: “Oh yeah! Oh YEAH! I can jump higher than you, m*****f****r! Watch this!”
The first one is a wing chun demo of course. The geezer on the left is demonstrating a little known aspect the infamous short-range ‘kungfu in a telephone box’ technique of biu jee, and using his darting fingers to push the other guy’s buttons. The guy on the right is using the even more controversial ‘mobile chi’ form, with of course, a direct line from the spirit of Yip Man, patching him through to his opponent. Notice the real application of the ****ed fist in Sil Lum Tao… the sucker punch.
Of course, as with all good chi applications, they are not actually using words at all.
Pic 2:
left guy: “See, Chicken Style has a lower stance than Eagle, and you really got sink your chi into your lower dan tien to squeeze that egg out…”
rt guy: “It’s pretty embarrassing doing this kind of thing in public… how did you manage to get that last one on your pants?”
sorry.
#2 “Kick me in the Jimmy!”
“No, you kick ME in the Jimmy!”
and on and on and on…
JWT
Pic #1.
Guy on left - “You dress like preppie on day of final rehearsal for school play? For that you’re going to die!”
Guy on right - “Stroke me bad haircut boy, spotlight operaters not allowed to talk to actors. I will now invade your anus with my triple axle roundhouse kick!”
Pic #2.
Guy in hooters sweatshirt - “I boned her first.”
Guy in dress shirt - “No way esse, we went to high school together. She rode me behind the bleachers. We shall settle this with limbo contest.”
Guy in hooters sweatshirt - “The poll is this way wussie. Of course you will win because you are used to going down low”.
Funny stuff!
Pic.#1-
(guy in black shirt) “You disrespect my family and talk during the whole movie! Now you must DIE!”
(guy in white shirt) “Bite me looser. Bring it on(forms L with hand)!”
Pic.#2-
(guy with black hair) “HEY MAN, WHERE THE BATHROOM, HURRY!”
(balding guy) " WHOA, This way duude! Ill show you."
LOL at ewallace and JWTAYLOR, you guys crack me up!