Yes i’m trying really hard these days to be a player, to begin with i’ve bought a dollar front on my Nokia 5110, nothing says “i have gold and dollars” like a cheap phone with a dollar front.
NOW! I need some player sentences, i’m thinking along the lines of “REPRESENT MOTHA FU*KA!” and one i took from Sevenstar the other day “FOOL RECOGNIZE!!”.
Make sure you end every second sentence with ‘Word’.
Give your car a girls name and sub woofers that are bigger than the engine.
Adorn yourself with as much gold as possible.
Call every women you meet ‘babe’ trust me they LOVE it…
If that fails to impress then obviously there a wack job and can now be refered to as ‘biatch’ or even better ‘hoe’.
Make up stupid storys about how you keep getting lucky in weird places.
Here are some TOP pick up lines you might want to note down.
Someone rearange the alphabet so U and I can get together.
Are your legs sore? becouse you have been running though my dreams all night.
Is that a tree on your head becouse you look like a top root.
These are fail proof ways to turn yourself into a player:D
If I’m ever in Iceland, you are Sooooo getting head. Oops, my boyfriend saw me type that, oh well, He’ll have to deal with it, he can’t do better than me.
Qeysus the kung fu sage
when I need a tough stud, I’ll give him a page.
He’s got more moves than Eddie Parker
And when he gets mad he’s like a bersarker.
he’ll rip you apart with tooth and nail
if you step up to him your sure to fail
Cuz hes the kind of man that walks with ease
all the ladies know he’s the kind to please,
but when they front on him he just says, “Biatch, Please!”
Three years ago maybe. you need platinum and ice kid. you gotta get a jeep. If you’re on a budget, get a kia. dubs won’t fit on it, but you can get some 10’s. if you get rims, be sure to keep em clean. You gotta keep em clean. no fake boots. Get you some tims, lugz or something. Not the old ones either. If you need anymore advice, just ask.
How come African American guys tend to dress better than Euro Americans. And know whats cool. Yes thats a blankey statement, but I’m talking about young guys that like hip hop. Does hip hop (the more underground stuff) specifically tell you whats cool and what to wear? Why are white guys so **** clueless, when they listen to the same music.
Also when I'm out dancing, I see guys in there acting like there all hard, white guys and black guys, but the white guys automatically assume the brothas are all hard and from compton and make way for them. Its a riot, they are all from the same suburbs and grew up watching the same cartoons. Just observations I've made.
Most of the “players” I know, look, dress, sound and act like a flaky jukebox and haven’t got a decent sense of reality.
none of them are Kung fu people.
Laughable really.
Now, what’s even funnier is when a euro try’s to act like that.
Now that can be very ridiculous. Halloween 24/7/365. hahahahaha.
The coolest thing anyone can be is totally themselves.
Stand for what you believe in, dismiss what is not realistic.
Have fun, be good in your heart and don’t let the players get ya down.
the trappings you have are not who you are. they are meaningless and empty.
I was wondering how long it would be before you saw this. You’re juggling three women right now, give us some advice. How’s it going with them, anyway?
Rule 1:
Alright, first, you must call everyone “Dawg.” Now, “Dawg” is pronounced like the English word “Dog,” but if you ever write it, you must spell it d-a-w-g. You must stop using “dude,” “man,” or “bro,” and replace it with dawg.
Rule two:
You must roll one pant leg up to your knee. I think it’s the left leg, but it probably doesn’t matter. Why must you do this? I don’t know; it’s just what players do. For added effect, sometimes you may want to drag this foot behind when you’re walking.
Rule three:
You gotta smoke a lot of pot, and drink a lot of Hennessey. Do they have Hennessey in Iceland?