Being a player!

Yes i’m trying really hard these days to be a player, to begin with i’ve bought a dollar front on my Nokia 5110, nothing says “i have gold and dollars” like a cheap phone with a dollar front.

NOW! I need some player sentences, i’m thinking along the lines of “REPRESENT MOTHA FU*KA!” and one i took from Sevenstar the other day “FOOL RECOGNIZE!!”.

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!!

ICELAND REPRESENT!!!

and oh yeah Kung Fu is cool.

How about

RESPECT

Is that the sort of stuff you’re looking for?

ahh yes indeed “RESPECT!” works quite nicely.

Btw before anyone starts thinking i’m a big wannabe this is a small parody :slight_smile: And i’m not joking with having a dollar cover on a cheap phone :slight_smile:

But i started this thread for a reason i love lines like this :smiley:

Make sure you end every second sentence with ‘Word’.
Give your car a girls name and sub woofers that are bigger than the engine.
Adorn yourself with as much gold as possible.
Call every women you meet ‘babe’ trust me they LOVE it…
If that fails to impress then obviously there a wack job and can now be refered to as ‘biatch’ or even better ‘hoe’.
Make up stupid storys about how you keep getting lucky in weird places.
Here are some TOP pick up lines you might want to note down.
Someone rearange the alphabet so U and I can get together.
Are your legs sore? becouse you have been running though my dreams all night.
Is that a tree on your head becouse you look like a top root.

These are fail proof ways to turn yourself into a player:D

Qeysus, You are the man.

If I’m ever in Iceland, you are Sooooo getting head. Oops, my boyfriend saw me type that, oh well, He’ll have to deal with it, he can’t do better than me.

Qeysus the kung fu sage
when I need a tough stud, I’ll give him a page.

He’s got more moves than Eddie Parker
And when he gets mad he’s like a bersarker.

he’ll rip you apart with tooth and nail
if you step up to him your sure to fail

Cuz hes the kind of man that walks with ease
all the ladies know he’s the kind to please,

but when they front on him he just says, “Biatch, Please!”

You know what I’m thinking here…

Pretty Fly for a white guy :smiley:

Stacey U R so sexy

Hey slimeball, don’t call me sexy, you don’t even know me. Respect da woman.

Now you brake my heart :frowning:

Player Lingo

queSuS all you need to know is two words…

Hey

Baby:D

Don’t forget, if anyone ever decides they don’t agree with your lifestyle, you must be armed with the classic defense mechanism: “You don’t know me!”

Repeat at least 12 times in rapid, overly loud succession so that you can no longer hear the negative criticism. Problem solved.

Also, don’t forget:

“I’ma get mine!”

“If you don’t respeck me I ain’t gonna respeck you!”

“Gotta keep my pimp hand strong.”

Gold?

Three years ago maybe. you need platinum and ice kid. you gotta get a jeep. If you’re on a budget, get a kia. dubs won’t fit on it, but you can get some 10’s. if you get rims, be sure to keep em clean. You gotta keep em clean. no fake boots. Get you some tims, lugz or something. Not the old ones either. If you need anymore advice, just ask.

since you like those one liners…

“be down or lay down, or you get knocked down”

“backdaup or get smackeddaup”

these new censors are good…they didn’t catch run on words before

You’ll need to get a wad of bills and wrap a larger bill around them, and get a cool money clip.

you’ll also need some serious bling-blinging on your wrist so everyone notices when you pull out your money.

Ah, yes and you can no longer use “Th”, as it will now be replaced by “f”

example: earth would be earf

and four would be foe, but i don’t know the rules on that one, i think you just drop the “r”.

“ya better recognize, bringing it re’al in hea”

Hey Sevenstar?

How come African American guys tend to dress better than Euro Americans. And know whats cool. Yes thats a blankey statement, but I’m talking about young guys that like hip hop. Does hip hop (the more underground stuff) specifically tell you whats cool and what to wear? Why are white guys so **** clueless, when they listen to the same music.

Also when I'm out dancing, I see guys in there acting like there all hard, white guys and black guys, but the white guys automatically assume the brothas are all hard and from compton and make way for them.  Its a riot, they are all from the same suburbs and grew up watching the same cartoons.  Just observations I've made.

Am I wrong?

:rolleyes:

lol?

player?

Most of the “players” I know, look, dress, sound and act like a flaky jukebox and haven’t got a decent sense of reality.

none of them are Kung fu people.
Laughable really.

Now, what’s even funnier is when a euro try’s to act like that.
Now that can be very ridiculous. Halloween 24/7/365. hahahahaha.

The coolest thing anyone can be is totally themselves.
Stand for what you believe in, dismiss what is not realistic.
Have fun, be good in your heart and don’t let the players get ya down.

the trappings you have are not who you are. they are meaningless and empty.

anyway, just a “word”. Be yourself.

peace

Kung Lek, preach on brotha!

I was wondering how long it would be before you saw this. You’re juggling three women right now, give us some advice. How’s it going with them, anyway?

Dude,

Rule 1:
Alright, first, you must call everyone “Dawg.” Now, “Dawg” is pronounced like the English word “Dog,” but if you ever write it, you must spell it d-a-w-g. You must stop using “dude,” “man,” or “bro,” and replace it with dawg.

Example:

“Hey dude, what’s up?” becomes “Yo dawg, what up?”
“Nice shot, bro” becomes “Nice shot, dawg!”

Etc.

Rule two:
You must roll one pant leg up to your knee. I think it’s the left leg, but it probably doesn’t matter. Why must you do this? I don’t know; it’s just what players do. For added effect, sometimes you may want to drag this foot behind when you’re walking.

Rule three:
You gotta smoke a lot of pot, and drink a lot of Hennessey. Do they have Hennessey in Iceland?

These three rules should get you started.

Good luck!

Iron