Maybe I’m just bitter, but…
No one “disses” san antonio more than san antonio disses itself. It’s horrible… It’s the most low rent city I have ever lived in and I have lived in 12 states all around the US. San Antonio doesn’t have “beautiful people.” San Antonio is the fattest city in the US, which is why that phony diet guru based himself there. I will stay away from racial stereotypes… But no one in SA wants to train. They are lazy. All of the cops are “bubbas” (Knife?? who cares boy… I got me a Glock) and most of the students just wanna sit around and watch Enter the Dragon and some Shaws Brothers movie. I once went to a Chinese New Year “festival” at a wing chun/ tai chi/ pentjak silat/ shao lin school over on West Ave… Was there Lion Dancing? Was there a seminar or guest instructor? Was there anything even vaguely cultural relevent? No. Students sitting on the floor watching some early 70’s schlock movie with lots of wire work.
I knew a guy who had an ultra traditional GoJu school on Nacco-Perrin. He never had more than 5 students and it closed… My Hsing I Sifu never had more than 5 students. Same for Ba Gua, and even less for Tai Chi, where i learned alone. But what thrives?? Mcdojo and people who outright lie and make up pseudo-japanaese “koryu” arts where all the techniques have names like a dish from the “black pool restauraunt” in Big Trouble in Little China… and teaches “Japanese Tai Chi” (not TaiKiKen, mind you) where he starts in Seiza… does some garbage that looks like Serving Tea, and then stands up to do the Yang Simplified.
No business “disses” san antonio… SA simply has zero skilled workers except Nurses who make almost 1/2 the national average. San Antonio has a lot of colleges, and a lot of hospitals… a similiar demographic to Boston… So why is SA so poor?? Look at the labor business that has left SA… Levi, Bauch and Lomb, all of the Civil Service out of Kelly Field. And why?? Not cuz it is cheaper someplace else… The south side of SA is the cheapest place to do business in the country, I’d bet. As for as “entertainment” goes… What do you mean? There is some sleazy strip club in almost every strip mall in the city. As for Greenery… nothing in South Texas is green… it is all yellow, and brown… and dead.
San Antonio is avoided by men and women of quality for a reason… It has the biggest concentration of shar chi I have born witness to. Don’t blame racism or say we’re just not down with “la raza” because we avoid SA. We just saw all that was worth seeing… had every different kind of taco there was… and got tired of having no culture other than Fiesta and NIOSA, no careers other than Barnes and Nobles or Bill Millers, no ocean other than Canyon Lake, no recreation other than Midnite Rodeo and Polyesthers, and no quisine other than Taco Cabana.
What is of quality is quashed by the 110* sun and the attitudes of the lowest common denominator polished by years of grinding poverty and simply not ever knowing there was anything better. San Antonio is a shining star of teen mothers, illegal immigration, minimum wage, taco stands, unskilled labor, 40 oz beer, flood, famine, and pestillence. I left it as I found it… and you can all keep it.
Sincerely,
Bill Lewitt