Asteroid/Reality fighting (apologies to Ol' Jong)

How would you handle an attack from a giant asteroid blindsiding you?

Funny thing is, it nearly happened.

Qi projection. Either that or I would just let it hit me in the ass…cushion the blow a little.

I would have been to busy crapping myself to do anything.

I’d like to face the moment of destruction in sheer terror - just for authenticity.

Related article, January 7th:

The space rock 2001 YB5, identified by the arrow, could have wiped out France, according to a scientist in Britain.

How much more do I need to pray?

Man, even outer-space hates the French…

If the asteroid misses you don’t go to a hockey game…this is sad:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/news/2002/03/19/puck_death_ap/

The asteroid wouldn’t have to impact France. The French would’ve just surrendered when they saw it coming.

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France? …France? :confused:

I can’t think of a country with that name…
OH YEAH, are you guys talking about that currently unclaimed territory of Germany’s over in Europe? The one’s who have a greatly overblown opinion of their importance and an underappreciation of toothbrushes? OK, I think we’re on the same page now.
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Isn’t it ironic that “wine” is associated with the french.

They sure know how to make cheese, though. And they don’t skimp on the garlic when they cook. That’s enough to spare them, IMO.

whats wrong with france?? ive seen some pretty cute french babes!