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Friday, January 18, 2036 6:59 PM
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Dude.

Stop dating witches.

…and voodoo priestesses too.

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Why do you feel a need to share your spam with us?

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[QUOTE=IronWeasel;883877]Dude.

Stop dating witches.

…and voodoo priestesses too.[/QUOTE]

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But they are soo goood in bed!! :smiley:

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Actually, she wasn’t a Vooodoo preistes, she just had a large collection of China Dolls that she had conversation with, and expected me to have conversations with as well (Like they were real people).

I think she was going to put my soul in one, so i ran away fast.

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[QUOTE=SimonM;883924]Why do you feel a need to share your spam with us?[/QUOTE]

Werd…
:frowning:

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[QUOTE=SimonM;883924]Why do you feel a need to share your spam with us?[/QUOTE]

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Because I am board, and I know a conversation will result.

All possible Kung fu topics have been discussed to death 3 times over. There is just nothing left to discuss anymore, so I decided something new would be more fun.

I mean, I don’t recall ever discussing Witchcraft here.

If you don’t like the topic, don’t respond. Then i will find this boring too, and not bother.

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what about kungfu witches?

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Now THAT sounds Hot!!! :smiley:

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;883932]Reply]
But they are soo goood in bed!! :D[/QUOTE]What, the Spam or the witches? Like the website proclaims, it can give you a mental orgasm!:smiley:

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;883973]Reply]
Because I am board, and I know a conversation will result.

All possible Kung fu topics have been discussed to death 3 times over. There is just nothing left to discuss anymore, so I decided something new would be more fun.

I mean, I don’t recall ever discussing Witchcraft here.

If you don’t like the topic, don’t respond. Then i will find this boring too, and not bother.[/QUOTE]

Well, It’s A good thing that YOU decided that ALL Kung-Fu Topics have been discussed here already.

I guess the other forums are posting your inane posts as well? Or have you been booted off some of those?

You know RD, the main forum is to discuss things that are RELATED to Chinese Martial Arts..it says so right there in the description.

Here…I’ll show you;

Kung Fu Forum (21 Viewing)
The flagship discussion roundtable of Kung Fu Magazine, open to all topics related to the Chinese Martial Arts.

[SIZE=“4”]RELATED to Chinese Martial Arts[/SIZE]

Why is it that you insist on posting ridiculous crap on here? Do you have any form of social life or friends that you can discuss your rantings with BESIDES the people on this forum? You’re postings are not even amusing, although you and them are the longest running joke on here. I mean seriously…what is your malfunction?

Can’t you post your stuff on a site that is more appropriate?

It’s crap like this that keeps the good KF posters away, don’t you see that? On second thought, I guess you don’t.

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You know dude, 2/3 of the topics here are OT. I have been avoiding posting here becasue of crap like what you just posted because you are specifically targeting me.

When I see you compain like this about the many, many, many OT threads of no relevance everyone else is allways starting, maybe I will take you seriously, but right now you are just singling me out because you are nothing but another one of those dumb assed Lama pai fools.

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Fools? Hardly. But that is an interesting choice of words from someone like you who was a former cult member and couldn’t cut it teaching martial arts as a career. :stuck_out_tongue:

The difference between your OT threads and the other people’s is that YOU AND YOUR THREADS ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS ON HERE. Others post some OT threads that are at least interesting and relevant. YOU post about things that are plain nonsensical; I think if someone didn’t know that you are actually a grown man, they would think that you were a prepubescent punk.

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[QUOTE=Becca;883987]What, the Spam or the witches? Like the website proclaims, it can give you a mental orgasm!:D[/QUOTE]

I cant believe you clicked on it. Now you’ll get a virus.

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[QUOTE=Lama Pai Sifu;883996]Fools? Hardly. But that is an interesting choice of words from someone like you who was a former cult member and couldn’t cut it teaching martial arts as a career. :stuck_out_tongue:

The difference between your OT threads and the other people’s is that YOU AND YOUR THREADS ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS ON HERE. Others post some OT threads that are at least interesting and relevant. YOU post about things that are plain nonsensical; I think if someone didn’t know that you are actually a grown man, they would think that you were a prepubescent punk.[/QUOTE]

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Blow me.

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[QUOTE=Lama Pai Sifu;883996]The difference between your OT threads and the other people’s is that YOU AND YOUR THREADS ARE THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS ON HERE. Others post some OT threads that are at least interesting and relevant. YOU post about things that are plain nonsensical; I think if someone didn’t know that you are actually a grown man, they would think that you were a prepubescent punk.[/QUOTE]

Hi Michael,

By replying you are adding to the thread you wish would be disregarded. You are inadvertently supporting what you don’t like, by participating in it. Since arguing with a fool makes one look like a fool too, how about ignore the threads you don’t like. If you don’t read it, it won’t make you irate. I have tried it myself and I can say with certainty, I don’t miss what I am not aware of!:slight_smile:

Hi RD,

I am not implying I believe you to be a fool by the way. I am responding to Michael’s apparent conclusion that you are. I don’t mind your threads. The only threads that bother me are spam and posting the same same thing on multiple threads. But then, even if I choose to respond to them, it is because I have nothing else to do! The threads I really don’t like or the comments I really don’t like I just ignore, just like the speed limit!:smiley:

In the end, if the moderators did not want this type of thing on the forum RD would have been notified by now and he would have stopped posting them by now:).

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P. S. If anyone REALLY wants to learn witchcraft, I will be happy to teach them for free!

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His only request is that you have to participate in all lessons sky clad. :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=Scott R. Brown;884007]P. S. If anyone REALLY wants to learn witchcraft, I will be happy to teach them for free![/QUOTE]

I only want to learn the secret good stuff. You know, the good stuff that I can use for hilarious practicle jokes.

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[QUOTE=Egg fu young;883997]I cant believe you clicked on it. Now you’ll get a virus.[/QUOTE]
LOL! Made sure I did it behine a very good fire wall; wouldn’t have done if I was on my home computer. ;):smiley: