age makes me more self conscious where that is concerned.
but i understand what u mean.
i enjoy practicing in the park and such, but not in a place at which people can interrupt me too easily. when i’m training, the last thing i want is to answer questions from some passerby for 15 minutes or even get distracted while i tell someone that i’m practicing and would not like to be disturbed – most people get ****ed off if you don’t answer all their questions anyway. i don’t care about someone being upset, but i represent my school and, as the instructor that works with all our newest students, i have to put on a good face.
thus, if i’m practicing in a public area, i’ll typically do so in a place that requries a little bit of work to reach – most people get the hint.
I love going to the park to practice… depending on what I’m doing, will sometimes dictate where I end up in the park… I’m in the same boat as RTB… so I have to be cordial, however there is definitely times I’d rather not deal.
Theres lots of sexy wimmins out and about in colorado anyhoo.
I practice regular in the Park and really enjoy it.
Not really bothered about onlookers, most of them simply say aaahh, he is doing Tai Ji or similar.
A few times I had some people ask if they can train along or similar.
Tends to be very laid back over here with hardly anyone bothering you.
Nobody really focks with us either, unless theres kiddos about and sissy parents “dont want ther kids seeing that”. :mad:
Bout to go throw in the park right now, as a matter of fact.
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…must have been the laser eyes.
nope, it was the oso ojos
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just make sure to remove your pants BEFORE you set them ablaze – the fire can easily get out of hand, and no one likes the smell of a flaming jockstrap
naa, it would lose all affect if I too them off.
It has to be the big, crazy looking white dude with the flaming gi pants in the crane stance on the hood of the car.
matter o’ fact, bet my girl can photoshop the heck out of that image for me
how the heck else am I gonna get in the local paper?
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matter o’ fact, bet my girl can photoshop the heck out of that image for me
you’re girl’s so skilled, she can even make you look good.
besides, the last time you got into the paper, you had the entire kiwanis club AND the VFW up in arms – be careful this time. ![]()
So the other day I’m hanging in the car with a couple of my bros and just shooting the sh!t and this guy walks by. He’s dressed kinda casual with these strange, loose fit pants on. Anyway, as he’s walking past he glances in the car window. I’m a polite guy, so I say, “Hiya!”
Next thing he’s got this weird ass look on his face and he whips out this bottle of something and sprays it all over his pants, then he sets himself on fire! Then he leaps up on the hood of the car and starts leaping about on one leg like a flaming retard, denting the sh!t out of my hood and dripping molten jockstrap all over the paintwork.
WTF?!
Man, there’s some weirdoes out there I tell ya!
LOL Serpent!!! Well done. But you forgot to mention how ugly the dude was ![]()
Yeah, he had a face like a bulldog licking p!ss off a nettle.
No dropped pies?
A head like a smacked arse?
A head like a deep sea racing mullett?
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LOL !!
you’re girl’s so skilled, she can even make you look good.
besides, the last time you got into the paper, you had the entire kiwanis club AND the VFW up in arms – be careful this time.
yep, she’ll be my saving grace in my golden years, starting next week I think.
and don’t forget the Moral Majority.
how do you guys know how ugly I am…oh, yea…The Website.![]()
wait till the video hits in a week or so…you’ll need a shot to get the ugly out ya !!!
Originally posted by Oso
[B]LOL !!
yep, she’ll be my saving grace in my golden years, starting next week I think.
and don’t forget the Moral Majority.
how do you guys know how ugly I am…oh, yea…The Website.![]()
wait till the video hits in a week or so…you’ll need a shot to get the ugly out ya !!! [/B]
Nothing will get the ugly out of me … I was born that way ![]()
LOL. There should be an Ugly Martial Artists Of The World Society!
UMAOW!
Oooooh mao mao!
back in college, we used to train out on the soccer field. We used to get the “hiyaaa” and “wataaaa” crap all the time.
I always suspected you guys were ugly.
ugly as they get…
…but it helps with the pre-match game face.
and it helped during 7 years as a bouncer.
UNLESS someone can prove other wise I proclaim this the first almost thread.
It was just too sublime for most of you to pick up on.
I think the moderator should put all the ALMOSTs into one thread and give you credit OSO.