As professor Xia spoke, regardless of Shawn’s “tranlations”, it did become pretty obvious that we were not being certified to be officials as a result of this event. I found out later, from Professor Xia, that it had never been the intent. It was something Shawn tossed into the pot. Why you ask? Well, as the audience started to get upset, and asked what about the ceritifcation? Shawn replied that if they came to his new school and paid him another $100 he’d do the second part of the certification. At this point, most in the room already wanted to kill Shawn.
I had already told most in the audience what I had immediately known, that Professor Xia was a cool dude, but that Shawn had not translated at all correctly. The only person who wasn’t in on the “joke” yet was Professor Xia.
The second part of the “talk” Professor Xia stood up and wanted to show techniques, so we were all just standing around and able to walk up to him. Since I don’t think any of the other Wai Guo Ren in the room spoke Mandarin, Shawn had no issues with them walking up to Professor Xia, shaking his hand and smiling. When I walked up to him, Shawn stepped between us and “offered to translate” … I nearly died laughing, literally pushed Shawn out of the way and started talking to Professor Xia.
He heard Mandarin, his eyes lit up and he grabbed me beneath the elbow and took two steps away from Shawn. Even before I had a chance to spill the beans, he asked me if Shawn was at all translating what he said, I of course told him the truth, NO
Professor Xia, through official CWA channels, gave Anthony Goh a lot of grief, Anthony in return gave Shawn a lot of grief, but then, stupidly, Anthony also gave Shawn my HOME NUMBER
Now, you have to ask yourself, knowing what you’ve done and that you’ve been caught, and already in trouble, do you call someone you don’t really know at their HOUSE and try and ***** them out?
Better yet, do you call them at 2 am? No, sadly, I am not joking. Shawn called my house at 2 am. For that alone I should have killed him. Perhaps if I had I would have spared the world all the grief and aggravation of the crap he’s put it through over the years. But I was young and silly then, and thought if I gave him some friendly advice he MIGHT listen, of course he didn’t
More than ten years ago, I told him what I’ve repeatedly told him over these years, which he has repeatedly ignored…
I told him that Americans aren’t idiots, that if he tries to con us, some of us are gonna know better. Some of us will call him on it. But Shawn never listens, and that’s why I have another ten years worth of stories on him…