This post will be my 1000th!
God I have NO life…
How long have you been here?
Just wondering?
sometime since the middle of last year I think.
Yeah, you’ve had your thousandth post, big deal. I’ve had my thousandth post TWICE - once on the old software, and then again a few posts ago since a lot of the archives were lost and my post count went down when the forum moved.
Jeez… who p!ssed in your oatcakes grumpybutt?
OUCH.
Where I come from, p!ssing on someone’s Oatcakes is punished by 3 years of hard labour in a penal-colony ruled by butt-raping ho mosexual warlords.
MPS: I don’t know what it means, but imagine if you’d put all the surfing hours into training… [brings a tear to the eye don’t it…]
Almost all of my posting is done while I’m stuck at work, so it’s actually kind of a moot point 
You watch your tongue, Merryprankster. As of right now, I have seniority on you by two posts.
Done
Done…
And DONE!
Who’s got seniority NOW?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:rolleyes:
Happy thousandth bud. When you get as many posts as me, then you’ll see what it’s like to have no life
go to work,post, train.
play with the kid.
go to work,post, train.
play with the kid.
go to work,post, train.
go to work,post, train.
play with the kid.
go to work,post, train.
go to work,post, train.
spend time with the wife.
go to work,post, train.
spend time with the wife.
go to work,post, train.
Oh no… it looks a lot like yours now, actually.
Except, no kid. They tend to EAT into your time
ain’t that the truth!
Shouldn’t it be “spend time with the kid”
and “play with the wife?”
I signed on K.F.O. on 3-09-01
I’m up to 380 posts since then.
Alot of my time is spent training and when I’m not training I’m eather working or spending quality time with my girlfriend.
It’s called Having a Life.
I know I’m really f–ken good at Martial Arts because I train alot,Lift Weights all the time,and then train some more.
So I post here because I learn sh!t. (Yeah, I do learn alot of good stuff here)
and I Love talking about Martial Arts
It’s what I live for.
C.M.A. forever! (but don’t get to ****ey or some grappler will take you by supprise and twist your world around) just some food for thought.ALWAYS be ready.
OK logic… ummm… thanks for the Ode to yourself.
You and your life and your fu(kin great martial arts abilities have fun…
O.K. Mary prankster
with 1010 post here I’m sure you have spent alot of time training.(NOT)
I love your profile
So your an expert at nothing.
thats great
How many years of computer- Fu do you have?
Ooooooook… since you’d like to turn this into a ****ing contest, here’s my schedule.
I’d like to remind you that I’ve already pointed out that I spend a great deal of my work day sitting in front of a computer screen, waiting to handle emergencies. Hence the posts. I posted my schedule below, on another thread awhile ago.
----I have a schedule in which I work 7 days straight for 12 hours a day, and then have a week completely off.
When I work days, I am unable to attend formal training. I shadow box and do bag work for 30-40 minutes. Then I do push-ups and ab work of various different sorts, and gi pullups (like towel pull-ups), working with a rough “ladder” type routine for the pullups. (thank you Pavel)
I then do a 5lbs heavy rope workout usually consisting of about 6 rounds of 30 to 45 seconds on, 30 seconds off.
I typically do that 5-6 days out of those seven.
When I work nights, I am unable to attend boxing, but I attend BJJ before work for around 2 hours, six days a week. While at work, I get an hour at night to work out. I do some shadow boxing, the gi pull ups and the heavy rope work.
On my weeks off, I attend boxing for 1.5 hours, which is generally gruelling (but fun), and later on in the day, I go to BJJ for around 2.5 to 3 hours a night, and on Saturday, anywhere from 2 to 5 hours.
I haven’t done the math, but I imagine that works out to maybe 18 hours of training per week, averaged out. I don’t feel like it’s enough sometimes, but it’s all my body can handle what with work, grocery shopping, laundry, cooking, maintaining a relationship, ensuring my friends aren’t neglected and still trying to get 7-8 hours of sleep each night, etc.----
Except that this time, I did do the math.
Over 4 weeks, I average 14 hours a week of formal training.
If you include the shadowboxing and extra stuff I do when I work, I average 16.5 hours.
But if you only look at the 3 weeks I can REALLY train, then you’re looking at 20.333 hours average per week.
But that’s if I only stay at jiujitsu for 2.5 hours on my weeks off and only stay for 2 hours on the weekends on my weeks off. Usually it’s from 7-10 in the evenings and from 1130 to around 4 or so on the weekends.
If you guys are finished with the “my-dck-is-bigger-than-your-dck” argument (but with posts) then let’s all move on, shall we?
Anyway, congrats, M’prankster.