You can be Ginger Fist, too

Its easy! Just follow these simple rules:

  1. ALWAYS jump on people AS SOON as they have misspelled or mis-typed a word.

  2. NEVER complete a word that can be abbreviated(i.e. EZ, ur, etc.). REMEMBER, THE GOAL IS TO NEVER WRITE AN ENTIRE WORD, SO ABBREVIATION IS UR FRIEND.

  3. Who, what, why, where, when, AND how can simply be replaced with “?”.

  4. Hate Earth Dragon with all your heart.

Its easy and fun, so please, try it out. I’ll give you a good start:

You guys are grate! I consider each and every one of you my gud freinds! Have fun wiht yuor kugn fu, and Ill talk to yuo latr.

? the **** did you just say, maybe you should stick w/ markers & drawing pictures b/c you can’t spell ****, ur almost as bad as EARTH DRAGON i can’t believe the stupid *******s they let on this forum. :smiley:

OK, good start, but you are falling back on the word “you” instead of the more correct “u”.

For those ready for the more advanced techniques, try calling me “gweilo” and responding to each sentence in my post. Example:

-you guys are grate!

i don’t no ? grate is, but u suck, u donkey ****ing ****face

-I consider each and every one of you my gud freinds.

**** u, ****ing ****crotch gweilo!

-Have fun wiht yuor kugn fu, and Ill talk to yuo latr.

u ****ing flowerfist **** hed, ? is ur ****ing gweilo sifu teaching u from videotape or ****ing black belt magazine?

hmmm, i am hubbled master

-hmmm, i am hubbled master

Maybe if I were “Hubbled” i might no ? the **** u were ****ing talking about, u **** Earth Dragon worshipper with ur iron kim master, but i practice ? we call real kung fu, my auntie teaches me ? to fight and my mum…

Hold on…

…about to sneeze…

…huh…

…huh…

…? Chew!

my turn!

may i have a shot, master?

(cough)ahem(cough)

if ur kung fu skils wer n e gud, wood u lyk 2 come fyt wit me 2moro, u pan-z-ast *****?

(bows)

how did i do, master? will you share with your humble student your exalted opinion?

What I want to know is, if there is a GINGER Fist, is there not a MARY ANN Fist?

–Professor

Excellent use of “n e”! Now go out into the world, and share what you have learned.

Yes, and there’s a skipper fist, too, little buddy.

Let me try

In this demonstration I will attempt to combine GF talk with l33+ talk :slight_smile:

listen u ghey fux I will fuxord you up. u r 2 ghey 2 do n e thing bout i+ f@g. I roxor.

Any good?

Hey how did I get thrown into this? I was simply engaged in a great conversation when ginger fist jumped in and started calling me names! I dont even know who he is, or why he’s hear so why he is picking on me I dont know, maybe he is a student from a competing school in our federation. of just plain lonley.

EARTH DRAGON
:mad:

-Hey how did I get thrown into this? I was simply engaged in a great conversation when ginger fist jumped in and started calling me names!

? did **** ity **** ginger fist **** ****ity **** **** gweilo **** ****

I dont even know who he is, or why he’s hear so why he is picking on me I dont know

i c u **** **** gweilo sifu **** lurn form from videotape **** **** ****.

-maybe he is a student from a competing school in our federation. of just plain lonley.

I’m just kidding you, Earth Dragon. I have no idea why he picks on you, but I just noticed that his posts follow a pretty rigid form, so I thought I’d define that form. However, I’ll take advantage of your typo, and agree with your conclusion that he is from the federation of just plain lonely.

I swear someone told me I was on his buddy list! I think with all the new things to play with on this board he can play with himself and stay occupied for a while.

a competing school in your federation? How does that work? Usually federations or associations don’t compete with each other except in tournaments. Did I misunderstand? From what I understood he was from a rivlal school, like those stories of CLF and wing chung schools, except that he was in your same federation? I must have misunderstood you.

Competing federations? I think way too much thought is being put into why ginger fist is so rabid towards you. My whole point in this thread was to point out how predictable his behavior is. He may be a good martial artist, I’m not saying anything about his skill, I’m just pointing out that:

A) He tries to be a nazi on spelling, yet tries so hard to avoid completely spelling out any one word that it makes his posts next to unreadable.

B) He appears to be a racist(gweilo this and that), and I don’t think he thinks us gweilos could even learn martial arts.

C) He trolls anything Earth Dragon puts forward.

and

D) He unnecessarily reposts and responds to every post sentence by sentence, even when the sentences he’s reposting are not pertinent. Hell, Qimaster doesn’t respond sentence by sentence to the annoying degree that Ginger Fist does.

No offence meant, Rich, you just happen to post in that style towards those you’re arguing with. There’s nothing wrong with such a style, I just think too many people who write that way automatically respond to every sentence instead of the important ones. I’d say anyone who tends toward this should read Ginger Fist’s posts to get an idea of how tedious such posts are to read.

Doesn’t guai lo mean “ghost man”…a racial slang for people who can be ignored as if they where ghosts? Or it it because we are so pale?

i don’t know and i don’t care what nationality ginger fist is, but his postings, his behavior, the use of the term “gweilo” and the his pedophilic tendencies just reek of the poor white trash that populates montana (if you can call it a population – more like a few herds here and there).

didja hear about the new safe sex campaign going on in montana?

they’re painting a big red X on all the sheep that kick.

what time is it in montana when a sheep gets it’s head stuck in the fence?

mountain time

more? just ask.

Please, more!

BTW, I’ve NEVER heard gweilo used in a reference that wasn’t supposed to be derogatory. Maybe others here have, but I seriously doubt it.

Rub

“just reek of the poor white trash that populates montana (if you can call it a population – more like a few herds here and there).”

Is your beef with GingerFist, Montana, or poor white trash?

Two wrongs don’t make a right.:slight_smile:

Buby

Gingerfist is probably not even Asian, but is still calling people qweilo.
Dumb clown probably heard it in a movie.

I,ve taken the time to respond for you Gingerfist
so there’s no point in even trying!!!

“Gingerfist is probably not even Asian, but is still calling people qweilo,”

How the f$%k would u mother#$%^&@ know u f$*#ing qweilo!!

“Dumb clown probably heard it in a movie”

I dont watch movies you peice of s$%t f#@k you a**^$#@ my grandmother watch’s movie’s yo f$&$%^g
gweilo!!!

Skard1

Skard1