Which is the better pre-emptive attack?
Which does your art specialize in and why?
In ninjutsu, it’s Yo Mama so Ugly because she has sneak up on water to get a drink.
In Hung Gar it’s “Yo Mamma so fat she gave Richard Simmons a brain hemorage just looking at her!”
ba gua zhang likes to use ‘your mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs’. that’s my new sh!t.
LOL @ Baguazhang inside joke. As a Bagua man, I can definitely appreciate that visual. 
In my baguazhang it would be “Yo Mama so fat we just can’t walk circles around her”
new stuff.
Hey I uttered out the “pack of hotdogs” line a long time ago on this very forum buddy!
And I stole it myself!
peace
in wing tsun, it’s yo momma so ugly, she couldn’t get a date … on her tombstone
In Shuai Chiao, yo mama smell so bad when we threw down I threw up.
Yes! Another ya mamma thread!
Because I hit so **** hard, my motto is:
Your momma’s so **** fat, when I hit her into the air, she got stuck!
-crumble
Amateurs!
In mantis we have many, a reasonable collection can be found at:
Foolish mortals! You cannot resist the power of "Yo mama so ugly her mama fed her with a slingshot!