xygie vs NHB

Wai Jia: The Kung Fu Forum Northern Praying Mantis
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Hey NHB…You said you wonder what it would be like to set foot in the UFC Octagon?

The following is a computer simulation of xygie vs NHB…

Announcer: Are you ready to RUMMMBLE?

NHB: Takes off head-phones of his pink Sony Walkman blarring the new Britney Spears CD.

Me: Set down my lap top.

NHB: Tries to figure out which of the 8 corners to hide in.

Me: Look NHB! Your picture is on the TV monitor!

NHB: Where? (looks up)

Me: Right front kick.

NHB: Strikes the arch of my foot with his testicles.

Counters by striking my right finger tips with his eye-balls.

Me: Perform ground mantis left drop-slide kick to NHB’s right shin, just above the ankle.

NHB: Counters by allowing his right leg to splinter.

Me: Set up points Lu 5, 8 or Ht 5. Right side palm strike tianchuang (heaven’s window), Dim-Mak point SI16.

NHB: Undergoes neurologic disorganization and shut down…Laughs and falls to his knee’s. Lips puckered as if to receive enlightenment from 8stepsifu.

Master Sun, What should I do?

Master Sun: I don’t know?..I’m out of here!

NHB: Hey! Come back here with my wallet! :slight_smile:

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bro you have way to much time on your hands .. try spending more time training

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I have to admit that is rather amusing. To bad you had to resort to illegal moves to win. But oh well, maybe you can set up a rematch on your computer.

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huh?

(Bowing In)
From a previous thread.
xygie: when you say flip kick, is this a type of kick or a throw move were you use your leg to flip the person on the ground. If it is a kick to the face what about the leg that you hooked. And if it is a throw, how can you kick someone in the back of the head?? Unless they get up, but if you are fighting a martial artist (i think expirenced or not) just going to get up. They roll away or do a whirlwind kick and hop off the floor. (that how I was taught) I am not disrespecting you; i am just trying to get something clear.

And why don’t you, nhb and 8step have a three man duel?

“Don’t talk ,just do it”

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Chitown-

You forgot to bow out again.Give me 100 push ups. :smiley:

“Always be ready”

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Hmm

(Bowing In)
You were waiting for me to do that weren’t you , Northernmantis??

(Bowing Out)

p.s ONe..two..three…four…five…

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lol!that’s right!

“Always be ready”