WTF is wrong with me???

All weekend, I have been drinking juice. Normally I drink a lot of water, but this weekend I can’t stay away from juice. I’ve killed half a bottle of cider (64 fl.oz), a 64 fl.oz bottle of apple juice, and 64 fl.oz bottle of juicy juice and I’ve started on another bottle of juicy juice. WTF is going on??

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

the apple and cider shows that you feel the need to clean out your liver have you been taking steroids or eaten really fatty food ? That could be it
the juicy juice is prolly vit C if you smoke it kills vit c and that is replacing it for you :slight_smile:

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

Don’t take this seriously, please

but maybe you are pregnant :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t smoke, and as big as I am already, I don’t need roids…I think I may be pregnant. :eek:

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

Your fruity :smiley:

IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky’s main man…

damn man, you should get one of them test kits from the pharmacy to see if you are pregnant !!!

btw how heavy are you about 200 pounds + i remember your pics you are friggin huge.

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

He is not that big…zeesh…

I could over power the man with no problems at all…

IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky’s main man…

i guess your right martial joe i mean arnold schwazeneger, does give him a run for his money eh ?

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

What has your diet been like lately? Maybe your body is needing some vitamins, minerals, or just sugar.

cxxx:::::::::::>
You’re fu(king up my chi

“WTF is wrong with me???”

You want the list in alphabetical order, or prioritized?

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

alphabetical - prioritizing them all could take days!

Lately my diet has been pretty good. I have had some fast food a few days this week though, which is generally a no no for me.

Wong - I fluctuate between 210 and 220.

Damn Joe…when you put it that way, I guess I have been kind of fruity this weekend.

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

What is wrong with juice? Juice is GOOD! My mom gets made when I drink so much and I tell her it is either this or Soda, water isn’t happening.

Dude, Juice is good! I only drink juice, Sobe, tea, and water. We go thru something like 2-3 gallons of OJ a week just because of me. It gives you energy and vitamins and has more flavor than water!
BTW, has anyone here tried Dreyer’s light Gingerbread ice cream? I love that stuff!
-ZC

“The thorn pricks only those who would harm the rose.”

Juice is cool, but read the nutrition label on them…

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

Juice is only good if it is the real thing. If it is a fruit drink then the chances are that there is little to no fruit involved in the production of the drink.

Even then, the old saying about everything in moderation also holds for fruit juices.

cxxx:::::::::::>
You’re fu(king up my chi

once when i got sick i lost my food apetite and my fluid need went way up, i drank juice and nesquik chocolate milk by the liters. So i hardly ate food, drank a LOT and i was really cold all the time and felt good in extremely hot enviroments. So maybe yuor sick :slight_smile: I couldnt tell you what i had because the doctors found nothing wrong with me.

Free thinkers are dangerous!

yeah, even pure juice has high carb and calorie numbers though. like you said, everything in moderation. And my juice kick still hasn’t ended. I opened another 64 fl.oz bottle today, however, I have had some water also. This is odd.

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

7*, maybe its the change in the weather usually when the climate changes ive found my stomach wants to change its eating habit .

Btw how much can you bench press ? squat ? just out of interest .Also how hard can you kick, punch , i mean does your roundhouse floor people who are 20 pounds ilghter than you ???

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

Maybe you just have a sweat tooth and you like the natural sugars?

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Apple Juice

i will NEVER drink that ISHT again. 'bout 1 year ago, i was playin ball and i usually just drink gatorade or water…but i was late & took w/me 2 32 oz. jammies of apple juice instead outta our fridge…man :mad: :mad: —when i got done drinkin that i had THE RUNS!!! i BARELY made it to a bathroom before I blew it up! WHEEEEEEEEW!! :stuck_out_tongue:

my experience with apple juice truamatized me…


In mildness is the strength of steel