Worst Martial Arts Movie Ever!!!!!

The most horrible ma movie ever has to be a movie called…
Kickboxing Academy!!! This movie is so bad that you’ll die!
Seriously the choerography(sp?) is really bad and, the ending is horrible!!! The head instructor of some dum school takes out an automatic gun out of nowhere and starts shooting in the air,the a 3 foot kid uppercuts him and he gets knoucked out!!!:eek: :confused: I was so confused in this movie.. anyone else see it???:smiley: :eek: :o :confused: :mad:

Worst Martial Arts Movie Ever!!!

Matrix
Pretty ****ing bad fight scenes

The fight scenes in the Matrix were eye candy to the western audience. But hey, I really respect Yuen Wo Ping’s work and I believe his intention was to choreograph stuff that appeals the general audience.

the new tnn has an endless supply of those white guy karate movies like “The Perfect Weapon” etc. But they also have most extreme elimination challenge (aka Takeshi’s Island), an awesome show.

Hey Hey Hey, no denouncing Matrix now ok? They revolutionized the whole slow sequence motion spectrum, where you can jump up in the mid air or see bullets pass by. lol. It’s all for fun, besides, there some Chen Tai Chi thrown in there as well. I mean if you noticed or not, when Neo decides to save Morpheus in the Matrix, and he’s fully loaded with all the gears and guns, you’d notice him performing the push hands on the first guard initiating the fight actions. Now that was Tai Chi… if you wanted them to do slow form of Tai Chi in Matrix… ahh, think anyone wanna pay for the movie to watch it? lol. Besides, in my opinion, it was a lot better than most of the choreographed flops that Jet Li made in the past as well as Jackie Chan.

the Big Boss

and Black belt Jones:cool:

Hahaha

Yea the Matrix Hahahahahahahaha.:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :wink:

Kickfighter, without question.

Tower of Death was somewhat odd in my opinion. :confused:

The Matrix
Romeo Must Die
Ninja: The Final Duel
The Big Boss

Let me guess, all you Matrix-haters are big Lord of the Rings fans, right? :rolleyes:

Hahahaha you betcha!!!:smiley:

Worst movie ever???

Worst martial arts movie(s) ever is a multiple tie, essentially anything done by Chuck Norris! :smiley:

Let me add…

Anything that Van Damme has done is also tied with anything that Chuck Norris has done as worst possible martial arts movie(s).

Oh and add anything also done by Joe Lewis (Jaguar Lives… arrrrrrrggggghhh… bad, bad, bad totally wrong)

:rolleyes:

No retreat, no surrender I & II

Re: Let me add…

Originally posted by firepalm
[B]Anything that Van Damme has done is also tied with anything that Chuck Norris has done as worst possible martial arts movie(s).

Oh and add anything also done by Joe Lewis (Jaguar Lives… arrrrrrrggggghhh… bad, bad, bad totally wrong)

:rolleyes: [/B]

Dam… do you have anything against american fighters???
(well they arent as good as hollywood wants you to think they are but…)
Edit- Well american Fighters that were in movies

Anything against American fighters?

No they just suck to watch! :smiley:

As opposed to all those really cool Canadian fighters?

Bob and Doug McKenzie are the toughest guys to come out of Canada since Capt. Kirk.

Canadian movie fighter

http://www.wccma.com/brucedemo.htm

LOL. Regardless, if Van Damme is a fighter or anything in real life, all of his movies sucked, and not just because of the plot, but his horrible acting. And I wont try to make any comments on his fighting abilities. Lets just say I liked Sasha Mitchell doing the other American Kickboxer movies than the first movie of the series Van Damme starred in.