ok, here we go
plot- unite the rival schools & banish the evil trolls reaping havock on the world.(not to mention kick their a$$es a few times for fun)
cast- evil trolls- sui-fuw, cloud one
the star- me
my comical sidekick- whippy
the wise teacher- old jong
the lost student i must take as my own- ironfist
leader of the rival clan- empty cup
his comical sidekick- rolling hand
the vioces in my head- sihing73(the vioce of reason)
- s teebas(the vioce of knowledge)
- roy d anthony(the darkside of
the force)
musical score- yuan fen
to all the characters i have missed feel free to add yourself if you can help with more story line.
what ya reckon guys, can we pull together & make the ultimate in asian action movies.
vts
ps i was thinking of that fabio guy for the lead(apparently elvis is dead & leung ting is unavailible)
but then again, why settle for only Catherine when you can have more? makes it merrier right? lemme see…Monica Belucci, and Shania Twain wouldn’t hurt. I know, Shania isn’t an actress but who cares about her acting anyways? or singing for that matter…
bugger,
plenty of violence but i knew i would forget something-plenty of sex.
SEX sells.(hey & being the star i will try my best to better all the women mentioned with my pole technique:eek:))
vts
leader of rival clan kills vts and takes all his willing women
I’ll show them my long pole, thrusting fingers and sticky techniques (hope this doesn’t get censored b/c I already edited this list!!! who knew WC terminology can be so dirty! Ng Mui and Yim Wing Chun you dirty girls…)
i know i said fantasy but i didn’t mention anything about dream sequences emptycup:cool:
i must say i am looking foward to the scene where i get catherine & shania to submit(nothing wrong with a bit of grappling if that’s what you like to call it):eek:
vts
VtS Walks into his kwoon only to discover his teacher Old Jong sitting by the window looking out of his 8 inches telescope.
“Hello Sifu” Vts says “i am ready for my lesson today!”
“Very good VTs get in you stance and show me your forms” Old Jong puts his telescope away and looks at Vts.
Vts starts going through his forms when a noise is heard at the door. Old Jong and Vts look over suprised to see their nemisis…sui-fuw!
“Ha haha…You B@stard!” chuckels sui-fuw " I will destroy your pathetice Wing chun with powerful Bak Mei techniques!!!"
“Nooooooo!!!” yells Vts, as he runs over to begin his battle with sui-fuw.
Sui-fuw trusts a powerful phenix eyen at Vts, but Vts manages to tan and punch him …WACK! Stunned, sui fuw realises that Wc trully is superour but continues to fight for his honour! LEFT, RIGHT, wack..wack wack… !! A series of blows are exchanged and Vts sees he is getting the upper hand. A little smirk is on his face now and he decieds to begin some fancy techniques… Trap, trap. trap..
From the other side of the kwoon Old Jong sees this and yells “NOoooooooooo!!! stop Traping!!!..”
…Then Old Jong hit Empty Cup on the head with the telescope (a good way to show stars to Empty Cup) and proceed to teach Siu Lim Tao to the women. As V.T.S. regains conciousness…
