If I were to offer you 6 figures a year to run a Disneyland Dojo a year would you?
WOULD YOU???
Nah, it’s not my style!! Just joking. I think it takes the whole point out of teaching if it were just GIVEN to ya. Where’s the struggle?? The hard work, burning desire?? Not there if you are gonna give it to me…i would say “Thanks, but no thanks…BUT donations are accepted for our Lion Dance Team!!!”
hell yes!
sure, yep, definity, yes, ya, uhuh, with out a doubt,
i would just teach the REAL students at diferent times.
I want to teach someday, and i was thinking what i would do to keep the cash rollen in, and i though that i could teach like a fitness kick boxing type class to pay the bills and teach the hard core kung fu seperate.
ok, where do i sign?
Yep, I’d run it for a year & put all my profits into financing a real kwoon. Should be able to do a good job with six figures.
Plus I reckon it’d be cool training in mouse ears…![]()
Sure, I just wouldn’t lie to people making them think they are learning something they are not.
I don’t mind mcdojo’s - to each thier own. I just mind the lies and BS just for a few bucks.
NO, I WANT TO BE POOR AND I HATE DISNEYLAND.
I’ll take the money, the school, the students, AND Mickey mouse.
i’m easily bought. i’ll do it for a pack of chips an a dr pepper.
Would I be able to ride the roller coaster for free?
Whould I have to wear one of those big bulkey costumes to make me look like the disney characters.
yes
as long as i could teach traditional kung fu the traditional way,and not betray my principles,or anything else my sifu taught me. i would rather die poor and happy than die as a rich traitor to what i belive in.
[ not that i am a sifu yet. i still have much to learn, but i very seriously doubt my opinions on this matter will ever change]
so, what you meant to say, was " no "
Yes, but I would offer two different class types. One just to learn forms, and all the pritty things, the other to learn real Kung Fu. ![]()
heck Yah!
id run “Kick yo @ssland” it’d be a total e-ticket ride!
ok picture it now man, you wait in line for 10-15 minutes, get in a little trolly and woosh off you go! a few bumps later and the ride gets dark, then stops. you’d been told about this. That if you got up, and got off he ride, they would come. And they would kick your ass!
you’re with your “girlfriend” or whatever so you stay seated. The cart moves on, save 10 or 15 people that had stayed behind. and get their butts kicked!
Your job would be to train the 5-6 guys that come in and kick ass! hmm you’d need a rotateing shift of people to fight in some ridiculus disney film inspired costume! Ever seen “My lucky stars”? That, without the guns and short swords
they run in, dance and sing for a bit, then toss the poeple whos asses they’d licked into soft foam pits to the approiat exit/restroom/trama ward.
Then it’s on to Intensive CareLand ![]()
Why on earth would I take a pay cut to teach crap?
JWT
shup taylor.