You left the cage door open of your bird of prey and it decided to fly at you with lightning speed, its vicious beak a gape, aiming for you jugular vein…
Good question!..HUM…Maybe I would grab my tennis racket and smash it through the window?..I imagine it would be nice with peas and mashed potatoes! :rolleyes:
C’est la vie!
simple
i’d move 
BitchSmack it and beat it up with a cracker…
Bird…
I’d open the microwave door and let it fly right in, thus preparing a tastey snack for me later that evening…
“My twa boab”