# What would you do if a chick kicked you in the nutts? **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [November 4, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-a-chick-kicked-you-in-the-nutts/713 "2001-11-04T12:03:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
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Sometimes girls ask me, “hey, what would you do if I kicked you in the balls right now?” I reply “like you just kicked me there for fun?” And the girl would reply, “yeah, what would you do?” What the hell? After thinking for a few seconds, I replied “I would probably punch you in the face during the 1 second window between getting kicked in the balls and when the intense pain follows.” She got all pissed at me. “You would punch me in the face? You’re such a jerk!” “Excuse me?! You’re gonna kick me in the balls, “for fun”, and I’m the jerk?!” After reviewing my decision, I have decided to stick to it. For some reason girls ask me this question a lot, I guess once they find out I’m into MA. So, yeah, either I’d punch them in the face or hit them in the boob, I hear that hurts a lot too… Am I a jerk? What would you do? Iron ---
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I think they get like that cause they like you enough to want to kick your guli’s and hence the way they react… ---
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She \*\*\*\* in her pants, now she gotta wear em Slap the \*\*\*\* out of her. Actually no that looks really bad. Just shake the \*\*\*\* out of her. If she is gonna play rough with the big boys she’s gonna get hurt. Obviously don’t _hurt_ her, but scare the \*\*\*\* out of her. If she’s man enough to hit a man, then she’s man enough to get hit. No one is above a good whooping. I know most of you will disagree. All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE. ---
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reaction: apply arm bar; break arm. strike! ---
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If a girl kicked me in the nuts she’d probably get a nasty stub on her toe. You see, my nuts are made of solid brass. [This message was edited by Mr. Nemo on 11-04-01 at 07:44 PM.] ---
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that’s just ill All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE. ---
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I wouldnt know but I would have thought a nipple-cripple hurts muchly too ? 😃😃 ---
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She was flirting with you, and you missed it. Way to go. :rolleyes: LOL! I would have said “Probably fall over and die, why are you so anxious to touch my nuts?” 😉 Well maybe not I dunno. But you guys are funny! 😃 Ryu ![](http://judoinfo.com/images/kimuraosawa.jpg) “One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.” ---
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Well, really you shouldn’t allow her to kick you in the jewels 😃 However, if she does make it through, there is that 5 second window before the pain really kicks in. Now usually you take those 5 seconds to brace yourself for the pain, but in this instance I think it would be wise to put those 5 seconds to good use and get some pay back. So no, I don’t think you are a jerk. Why should you be considered a jerk if she hits you first (particularly if she hits you in the nuts)? cxxx:::::::::::\> You’re fu(king up my chi ---
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well spotted casanova All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE. ---
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Lets see… First, I’d slip the kick so nothing precious gets a direct blow, then “IF” she’s really cute, I’d play it up and make her “Kiss the boo boo!!” 🆒 If She’s ugly, I’d just kick her in the Pu$$ to see how she likes it!!! Royal Dragon Those that are sucessful are also the biggest failures. the difference between them and the rest of the failures is this, they keep getting up over and over again, until they succeed. “The more they try, the more they fail, BUT, the more they try & fail, the more opertunity they have to succeed, and succeed they do!!” Check out the Royal Dragon Web site [http://www.Royaldragon.4dw.com](http://www.Royaldragon.4dw.com) ---
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I would laugh! HA HA HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! And then i say: I HAVE MIGHTY IRON NUTS!!! Then i would grab her niples and twist them in speed of light! * * * “I AM EFFECTIVNESS” [This message was edited by Xebsball on 11-04-01 at 07:48 PM.] ---
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Where did this ridiculous idea come from that if someone of the opposite sex kicks you in the dangling pits you’re supposed to ‘take it like a man and not hit a woman’? If the attack is unprovoked, then you drop that b\*tch before the horrendous pain cramps you over. Then, victorious, you hobble away into the sunset like a crimped-nut judo-kai warrior… Remember how that f\*cknut hobbled away after having his testes implode? That’s you…but you’re still victorious–and THE MAN. K. Mark Hoover ---
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Well said Budokan. If a woman is going to attack me, she’d better be ready for retaliation. After all, it is the age of equality. cxxx:::::::::::\> You’re fu(king up my chi ---
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Then, victorious, you hobble away into the sunset like a crimped-nut judo-kai warrior… LOL!!! Hahahahaha! Ryu, I knew she was flirting, it was just weird circumstances, that’s all 🙂 It’d be funny to be wearing a steel thai cup… she breaks her foot… hehehe. Iron ---
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Wierd circumstances? It sounds like there is a story here - out with it 😃 cxxx:::::::::::\> You’re fu(king up my chi ---
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I’ve been kicked in the jewels and like 5 seconds later I have to tighten my cheeks cause I feel like I drank 2 liters of ex-lax. Anyone ever feel that? “Always be ready” “right, that’s it!you’ve insulted me, and you’ve insulted the shaolin temple!”-Fish of Furry ---
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Yup. I once fielded a forehand drive in tennis from about 3 metres away. Put me down like a sack of sh!t. Felt like I was going to throw up and sh!t my pants at the same time, while trying not to pass out. It was 6 weeks before my nuts stopped feeling sore ☹ cxxx:::::::::::\> You’re fu(king up my chi ---
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the question is, what would u do if u got kicked in the nuts… if a girl that asked me that question first of all…she’d probably be flirting with me, as that girl was flirting with you (probably)…or she is a poor attack planner and i would evade it somehow and chop her in the sternum and body throw her to the ground(depending on surface, i dont hurt girls much, the chop wouldn’t be full force, it’d hurt her WAY too much) if we were in the mall or something with a hard floor, i’d dash behind her and turn(quickly) and put her in a lock of some sort and slowly bring her to the ground, and make her appologize for making a stupid attempt and then i would chop her in the back of the neck(just so she feels it)…this would lead to a slap boxing match(if she’s cool, but i’d take on my “Matrix Stance” 🙂 and whoop her)…or if she was a \*\*\*\*\*, then she’d attempt to attack me and get brought down the exact same way(it’s humiliating 😃 ) or she’d call me an \*\*\*\*\*\*\* and leave me there…yes, i’ve seen and/or experienced all of these things, haha, i think they are all funny ---
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Sounded like she wanted you You should have said,“I would probably fall to the ground and cry!” Watch this [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-a-chick-kicked-you-in-the-nutts/713.md?page=2)