““So you say that you kill cattle at night??? How do you, tip over cows or something like that???
And you think were all school girls that kill each other…
I think its pretty self explanitory…””
well yeah.. Actually the first is from a song by Slug called ‘nothing but sunshine’ and it also fits my philosophy of life (it involves cows). The second is from another forum by some geek talking about the japanes movie Battle Royal. (Excelent and violent movie wich I think is banned in USA 
?) ..and I thought it was funny.
~piz~
Mine’s a comedian talking about how some drugs are illegal while others aren’t.
"You know what, if I was going to have a drug be legal, it would not be alcohol, you know why? There’s better drugs and better drugs for you. That’s a fact, so you can stop your internal dialogue. Wait a minute, Bill, alcohol is an accepted form of social interaction which for thousands of years has been the norm under which human beings have congregated in the form of social events and… Shut the **** up. Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. "
Plus, it’s a pretty clever double entendre.
changed to a Metallica’s Unforgiven, fits the man behind this posts whatever that is 