A) I got punted in teh nutts by a drunk who hits his kids because I told him that my son was ot going over there, so I broke his ankle.
B) A crippled kid named Kevin attacked me, and as his legs fumbled toward me, I poke him in the clavical and made him fall down.
“I am the weakest of all warriors walking the earth, but I can easily defeat the strongest.”
Maybe the women that would be what he would be were at the house of the drunk who kicked him in the jewels, and the house was being guarded by a cripple named Kevin.
according to Carl C. G. Jung, your subcontious is creating these reacurring conflicts to teach you something. Perhaps its that your kung fu sucks if you got sacked by a drunk guy.
Is the kid your neighbor? Did you do what i told you to do? That could be the reason why he attacked you.
See? That’s what happens when you follow my instruction but forget the essential!! You forgot to wear a condom didnt you? Geez!
You had to be wearing it so that you dont hit their windows with your milk dude.
Wasd the gimp you attacked have a brother named “Tom” by any chance and did he meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me?
Lessee, #1, you break a drunk’sd ankle simply becaused you get punted in teh nuttsd. Really, now, isn’t that overreacting…?
#2 isd at least a bit more defensible on your part, you only smashed the clavicle of some poor crippled kid as his legsd fumbled towardsd you, making him falld down. That’sd certainly more understandabled. :rolleyes:
While all thisd wasd going on where wasd Tom? And did you meet what you would be if you wasd a hot women attracted to yousd?