You can make me your anything. 
BTW, I keep meaning to ask, where does that snippet of dialogue in your sig come from?
It’s this little half hour cartoon called Saddle Rash about an armless gunslinger who rides into a town to kill an outlaw. Nobody has any idea how he plans to win the gun fight but nobody wants to bring it up.
It’s really funny.
well heck, if that’s the case, can I fantasize about you too?
Sure! Fantasies for everybody!
okay… my country was overrun by female commandos. I was the brave, handsome commander of my unit, and I am now at a POW camp that you oversee…
I doubt I’ll ever even hit 1000 because every time I hit 850, I loose about 15 posts.
Alien seductress is still up for grabs. What, no sci-fi fans?
1500 posts -
and Serpent doesn’t know enough kung fu to mention ONE single concept without flaming others.
You are just like your namesake, Serpent.
Originally posted by HuangKaiVun
[B]
You are just like your namesake, Serpent. [/B]
(crosses fingers)
Dear God, I know we’ve never talked before but…
everyone knows deep down, that before the KFO system fucked up, I was the king.
everyone knows that.
okay, how about this -
okay… my planet was overrun by female alien commandos. I was the brave, handsome commander of my unit of freedom fighters, and I was taken prisoner. I am now at the hands of a beautiful alien seductress…
I would like to manifest my support for Sharky, i believe he had almost 3000 posts or something.
The second one was joedoe (ABandit)
I had waaaay over three thousand… didn’t i?
I’ve been here for ages so it’s not as sad as it sounds.
Honest.
Honestly.
Hmm im thinking around 3200 or 3400, maybe?
OH, will you just stop it?!
AHEM!
NOW…eulerfan in a kind of Sigourney Weaver/Catwoman outfit…alien seductress…Hmmm…!
'Scuze me…
Originally posted by HuangKaiVun
[B]1500 posts -
and Serpent doesn’t know enough kung fu to mention ONE single concept without flaming others.
You are just like your namesake, Serpent. [/B]
Is that the best you got, Huang? You think it’s been about a week, so people must have forgotten what a d!ckhead you are and it’s ok to come back? Oh sorry, did I just flame you?
How are you going with your school’s carpet burn techniques?
:rolleyes:
OK, ignoring the irritating jock itch that is Huang Kai Vun, I’ve got a new fantasy.
eulerfan is the Amazon queen-like leader of a race of alien seductresses and I was the only survivor of a catastrophic starship failure that resulted in me crash-landing on her planet. In order to get what I need to fix my subspace communications unit, I have had to acquiesce to eulerfan’s desires to use me as her sex slave.
Of course, my desire to escape this planet is probably reducing by the minute.
Oh yeah, Serpent.
I forgot.
You live in a world where there are no carpets. This world is filled with mats and mirrors for you to cushion your falls with, and people constantly complain about carpet burns.
Sounds like an insane asylum to me . . . which is exactly where a sicko kid like you belongs.
As always, I’ll be waiting for you in REAL LIFE.
Let’s see if I’m as weak as you think I am.
Huang, Huang, Huang. :rolleyes: You know, it’s really quite funny that you constantly try to act the big man by telling me to come to you in real life… sorry, in REAL LIFE. Funny because you know full well that I’m on the other side of the planet and you really should know that you are simply not important enough to warrant a visit.
Why is your answer always to challenge people? You have serious insecurity issues I think. For what it’s worth, we have mirrors in order to constantly check and refine our techniques. We have mats that are only brought out when we are working on throws and groundwork, otherwise we train on a hard wood floor. We don’t have carpets because it’s a kung fu gwoon, not a lounge bar. As for practising on carpets for realism, most fights occur on the street and I’m pretty sure there aren’t many carpeted streets in Arizona. Food for thought.
Not to mention the stink. Imagine your carpets after students have trained and sweated on them for six months. That’s assuming your students sweat when they train. Actually, that’s assuming you even have any students.
By the way, you said:
You live in a world where there are no carpets. This world is filled with mats and mirrors for you to cushion your falls with, and people constantly complain about carpet burns.
There are no carpets yet people constantly complain about carpet burns? 
Even when you try to mock me you reinforce the fact that you are an idiot. :rolleyes:
Guys, these are great fantasies. I officially grant my approval to cast me in these roles.