just uncovered!
[URL=“http://www.firekite.com/store/misc/pics/forum13/retard2.jpg”]Chris gives Kemo the recognition he deserves for his brilliant posts
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Why does this guy even care?
Anyone who has been on this forum for any good amount of time will know that D.R. (hey if you work it right your initials make you look like a doctor) has a good amount of knowledge, likes to share, and is a wizard with photoshop.
Since this guy is a sage, he obviously isnt jealous about how much Dave makes. Its got to be the photoshop skills…
yes, they all are in awe of my crappy photoshop skills
I remember this one time when Chan Tai San, late in his years, was teaching a seminar on the three-section staff to a group of juvenile delinquents in Los Angeles, most of them recruits to the Rollin’ Sixties or Kings, when one of the runts shouted out: “Hey, I saw that same move done by my Hapkido instructor! It’s the reverse-hip throw suplex!” Chan got infuriated (he didn’t like Koreans, much). So he jumps off the stage, runs to the back of the auditorium, then nails a piece of paper on the wall. Then he runs back to the stage he was teaching from, does the move “Dada Monkey paints the wall”, and throws the staff out into the middle of the auditorium. So it’s laying there in the aisle. The young rapscallion that called out to Chan Tai San earlier goes and grabs the staff. He gets one finger on it before Chan Tai San superman dives, tucks into a roll, and comes up running. He dropkicks the rapscallion right in the head, taking it right off the neck. The head goes flying towards the piece of paper on the back wall, about 30 feet away, and splatters blood, brains, and lymph all over the piece of paper on the wall.
Everyone’s astounded, mouths agape. They turn to Chan Tai San, and he throws his arms above his head and shouts “Da da!”
We gave him a standing ovation, but I was pretty critical, and I sat down and clapped maybe three times. I don’t really think he classified it correctly. It wasn’t really Dada. Maybe Abstract Expressionism tinged with the flavor of the late Rococo Exhibitionist Art, stress on the performance aspect.
How could he have been so mistaken?
ah, John Takeshi returns :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=lkfmdc;822717]ah, John Takeshi returns :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
yes but he seems to have moved away from Hyper-Realisim and embraced more of a Theater of the Absurd paradigm…
Chop off one head, he grows another. :rolleyes: