Ok folks same rules apply like the other thread, so being the true troll that I am, I’m gonna make fun of myself, JOIN ALONG LOL
Here we go.
A lama molesting troll by the name of Gojira, shambles out from under his bridge to look for a tasty piece of goat when he encounters…
Richard Simmons!
… whos’ shooting his latest in his “Bagua to the Oldies” tape series…
… starring a huge, fat guy in a tutu named Kumar who…
Throws him to the ground and…
… proclaims himself lineage holder of all Pagua while…
looking down at Gojiro, imagining him roasting on a spit with an apple in his mouth…
Gojiro, sensing the hunger in Richard’s eyes..
pulls out his trusty Deal-A-Meal™ and …
Shoves it down Richards throat..
…killing simmons. Kumar then hoists richard over his shoulder and proclaims that he will be serving richard on sunday. Meanwhile, gojira relieved that he will not be on the menu decided that now is a good time to…
tunnel to the center of the earth…
…since he ate too many proteins and carbs…
passing explosive methane as he tunnels, at one point he hits a huge air pocket which…
…mixes with the methane, then he makes two rocks snap together sparking the air. He is blown clear out the tunnel and staight onto…
mat during the Gracie vs Sak match…
…which causes them to run in fear for their saftey.meanwhile the bid boof headed ref says…
…your my hero! Let’s run away together. In a fit of homophobia…
Just then Jackie Chan jumps in front of them and starts to expertly manuever his away around a gigantic jungle-gym coated in acid and razor sharp barb-wire, which of course…
…was designed by the Gracie family after the skill was passed down by a great jungle-gymn engineer in 1927 who visited Brazil…