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" - nightair


Woof woof woof woof !!!

Easy boy !


The Dude: Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Okay. So, I went to the site. Um, what THE HELL is up with the wolfman picture?!!!

Is this a joke or did the guy have a serious physical disorder?

The rest of the site seems like these guys take themselves seriously.

I’m thoroughly confused and somewhat entertained in a sick sort of a way.

“Bruce Leroy. That’s who!”

Sheesh. That’s a lot to learn and I’m too old and dumb to try to learn it all. I’ll stick with JMA, thanks.

K. Mark Hoover

Real person, real disorder, greatly exaggerated claims.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Right guys, I’m signing up for Shaolin-Do right after I finish learning from these Bob Klein tapes…

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Iron

The disorder is a real one, but the photo they claim to be of their master is supposed to be a reprint from an old Barnam@Baily Circus book.
As far as anyone knows, there has never been a Shaolin Monk who had that disorder, nor has there ever been a Shaolin Monk who wore western suits.
Their history is a total fraud.


The Dude: Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

plenty of people through time have had the genetic disorder.
That picture however is not of Joe Joe the Dog boy from barnum and baileys.

The man in that picture is clearly chinese.

can’t remember the name of the genetic disorder…
something …-geria. Have to look it up.

peace

Kung Lek

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Thread invoking strong feelings of deja vu…willow sword…Rad…wushu monks…chung moo do..stone monuments in Chen village…getting woozy… :eek:

I saw that pic a few years ago on the net, do you think it could be doctored up? (ie. a fake pic)

Iron

Kung Lek, “The man in that picture is clearly Chinese.”

Stranger, “huh?” :confused:

I don’t get mad.
I get stabby.

Clearly Chinese ???

Hmmmmm… Western suit, brownish hair, no obvious eye folds.

typical chinese. right :rolleyes:


The Dude: Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

uh, you guys live in predominantly white neighbourhoods?

why can’t you see, that at the very least the man is asian.

oh well… no matter. It ain’t jo jo anyway, jo jo is fatter with a shorter head.

peace

Kung Lek

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here’s a pic of jo jo

Here are some forms for you to check out…

click on form demonstrations.
shaolin-do website

Hee’s an old photo of their master teaching some kf to Gomez and Mortisha.


The Dude: Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Hypertrichosis is what your looking for Kung Lek. Thanks for the pic of JoJo, I could never locate one.

Oh man!!They ripped off the 8 step history form the real website!

I was watching a really weird mantis form on their website and I noticed they had the 8step istory so I checked it out and at the bottom of the page it said “The History of the Eight Step Praying Mantis System was taken from The Fighting Grounds” with a link to 8step.com the old website that belonged to 8stepsifu and earthdragon.

Hey EARTH DRAGON I didn’t know you guys were affiliated with shaolin-do. :smiley:

“Always be ready”

“right, that’s it!you’ve insulted me, and you’ve insulted the shaolin temple!”-Fish of Furry

I find it funny that they claim that dog-faced boy to be of Shaolin, yet the pic has been in Guiness Book of World Records since I was a kid, and I believe the guy was from a latin country, if I’m not mistaken. Perhaps he emigrated into China, joined the temple and then…

Kung Lek: How is he CLEARLY chinese? He’s clearly the product of bestiality, but you can’t tell what race he is.

Mortisha is hot.

K. Mark Hoover