The Invasion will be Televised

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Just a heads up so noone take’s any new visitors seriously(taken from Otherground forum on mixedmartialarts.com; cool site check out the judo, kickboxing, bjj for solid martial arts talk avoid the underground and the otherground is good to relax):
"Subject: RE: INFO
From: Mayfield
Date: 24-Oct-01 | 01:08 AM

I read that tread. Those bastids!

The objectives to acomplish for invading the Kung Fu forum:

  1. See who can be the first to get kicked of the board while still fallowing their rules.

  2. Start a fight with one of their members ala. tapelord.

  3. Make them start thinking that the munkey kung fu guy is the **** and can take anyone. there should be atleast 100 threds on this guy and how bad he is.

  4. Make them think the donkey punch is a powerful old technique for defeating graplers. Again another 100 threds on this.

  5. After the first 4 objectives are acomplished bog down the server with bad links and slow loading pics.

That will teach them.

Also a few impings would be good. "

Time to put on your flak jacket get in your trench, lock and load.

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yeesh, talk about weird aspirations to power.

I’m gonna take over the fridge now. here’s my objectives.

First- get a knife and make sure I know where the cheese is.

then open the bag of bread and only take out two slices.

convince the cheese that the bread is the most comfortable place for it to be.

try not to have my wife shout at me for eating late -sidenote, compliment something about her while quitely continuing to make the sandwich.

finally, eat the sandwich, that’ll teach it!

hope I don’t get “bogged” down from the cheese.

hahahahahaha :smiley:
peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

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lol… I gotta admit it does sound pretty funny.

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you guys want funny?

go to http://www.theonion.com
if you have even an ounce of a sense of humour you will be laughing today my friends!

hahahahhaha, Headline -Jackie Chan attacked while holding worlds most expensive cake-
bwahahahahaha, those guys and gals at the onion are brill!

brill=brilliant, its a uk thang
peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

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CMA insults in general seems to be the most effective troll bait here. But for objective #5, I take it you mods and admins will be responsible for taking care of that…? :slight_smile:

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BuooWhahahahahahahahWahahahahahahahahaWhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

I can’t believe these seething basement dwellers. I cannot believe the utterly mindlessness of these children.

LOL LMAO ROFL!!!
This is the first post:

Subject: Kung Fu forumsters besmerch the UG/OG
From: VERITAS UberAlles
Date: 24-Oct-01 | 12:06 AM

http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=126197291&f=340190991&m=3491939613

Question: Want a traditional forum at mixedmartialarts.com?

Checkout this guy, Martial Joe’s response..

Martial Joe Member

From: Pittsfield,Massachusetts Usa Registered: 01-26-01 Posts: 2207 you know what I would like…
I would like them to make the forum they have and turn it from the piece of crap it is now into
somthing nice like kfo. The forum there sucks… The people dont just the way the forum is made
and the way it works pisses me off…

IXIJoe KaveyIXI I am Sharky’s main man…

posted 10-23-01 07:59 PM

Then:

Subject: RE: INFO
From: LdoubleE
Date: 24-Oct-01 | 12:20 AM

Umm… no offence, but what were you doing at Kung Fu online?

Subject: RE: INFO
From: VERITAS UberAlles
Date: 24-Oct-01 | 12:23 AM

trolling. I may be a pacifist but I had to fight for the honor of MMA. Some of those Kung Fu guys
are so narrow minded..

(Then, and this is a kicker!!!)

Subject: Beware of Sifu Abel!
From: VERITAS UberAlles
Date: 24-Oct-01 | 01:49 AM

Beware Og/Ugers. Sifu Abel has a thing about MMA..

I don’t have a “thing” for MMA. I like MMA, my “thing” is with people, not with institutions.

I would laugh at this too. In fact, BWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It is a bit shocking to see this kind of base mentality. There are actually people out there that give a horse puck about what we say on this tiny corner of the universe. And they mill around like rats in a wall makeing absurd plans. Truely an eye opener, just goes to show what effect you have on the world. I’m sure they’ll read this too. LOL! My only messege to them is “get a life”. I love the rep,“Beware Abel” uuuuuuuuu LOL! :rolleyes:

Are you immortal?

sifuabel@yahoo.com

[This message was edited by SifuAbel on 10-24-01 at 02:09 AM.]

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ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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There is no trolls on this board.

any attempt at trolling this board will result in immediate investigation led by Sifu Mable.Let them try, Able’s sleuthing prowess will render them helpless.

When you’r telling one of your little stories, here’s a idea; Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader.

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Talk about a prime example. LOL!

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these guys are sooo dry , i wonder why they have so much insecurity ??

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

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All I know is…

If we capture Snoochie, she’s mine :smiley:

Most actions of men can be explained by observing a pack of dogs. Not wild dogs, just neighborhood dogs who all scurry under the fence on the same night and set off together to reclaim a glimmer of the glory their species possessed before domestication.

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you know about the onion kung lek!!

i’m impressed . .. i didn’t think many people knew about it.

i went to it after my buddy let me borrow a book he had of onion news about a year ago.

defiantely some funny stuff there.

where’s my beer?

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Fools, I even have the Onion day calendar “Our Dumb Century”.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

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Hey…

I got that too jwt. hee hee.
I hang it on my wall with great pride.
Brings a tear to my eye :smiley:
Tears of laughter that is.

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

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“HEY SUCKA! I PITY THE FOOL!!”
Mr. T

“You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation.”
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

[This message was edited by Xebsball on 10-24-01 at 10:22 AM.]

[This message was edited by Xebsball on 10-24-01 at 10:23 AM.]

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Although I don’t hit the Onion as much as I would like. I was pointed to an article that basically had me as a fan of the site: Disgruntled Ninja. I have heard of the site before this, but this is the first article that stood out in my mind. I don’t remember when it came out, but I think it was about a year+ ago.

Jaguar Wong

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hahahaha, I remember that one jag. :smiley:

pretty funny stuff.

like todays byline - Plant Dead: Because of you -
so true, so true :slight_smile:

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

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Did you guys read the Our Dumb Century book? Classic. I love the eighties, when Reagan single-handedly “solved” the homeless problem by putting a satellite in geosynchronous orbit over Harlem, “incinerating 50,000 homeless people a minute”!

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Would you guys believe I have been sent articles that came from the Onion by some finatical friends (that was making fun of fanatical people), that they sent to show why Harry Potter was paramount to devil workship. The only problem was, the article was a JOKE, making fun of poeple just like my friends! Sheesh, they just don’t get it.

Needless to say…some people are pretty tight.

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I must admit, though, my favorite one was from the seventies:

“Area Man’s Hair Feathered Like Wings of Majestic Bird”