# sumo is f@\*!ing stupid **URL:** \ **Category:** Kung Fu Forum\ **Created:** [January 5, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406 "2003-01-05T21:14:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/1 "2003-01-05T21:14:45Z")
i mean really … what the hell is the point? why is there a sport where you intentionally get inhumanly obese? i guess if it were designed to give people who were already fatasses something active to do it wouldn’t be that bad, but they will only want to put on more weight not lose it. only the japanese … ---
**Author:** ![Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/chang_style_novice/32/110_2.png) [@Chang\_Style\_Novice](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Chang_Style_Novice)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/2 "2003-01-05T21:18:11Z")
“what the hell is the point?” answer 1: To push the other guy out of the ring or make him fall down. answer 2: To gain vast wealth and adulation. answer 3: Um…that’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/3 "2003-01-05T21:21:34Z")
“To gain vast wealth and adulation” … for being a big tub of sh it. i just don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![TjD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@TjD](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/TjD)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/4 "2003-01-05T21:39:46Z")
they’re actually pretty physically fit - apart from their massive size. i’ve seen a sumo wrestler do a full split to take a guy down :eek: anyways… the chicks man! think of the chicks! ---
**Author:** ![Royal\_Dragon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/royal_dragon/32/49_2.png) [@Royal\_Dragon](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Royal_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/5 "2003-01-05T21:41:57Z")
I’d put a Summo up against Royce anyday. Royce would get squished 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Cow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/laughing_cow/32/362_2.png) [@Laughing\_Cow](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Laughing_Cow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/6 "2003-01-05T21:46:33Z")
Have to agree with TJD. Ever seen the Wifes of those Sumo-Wrestlers. Never mind that the successful rikishi are looked after for the rest of their lifes with no worries about money, etc. GDA is just jealous that he hasn’t got the money and chicks. ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/7 "2003-01-05T22:36:14Z")
A sumo made a split and won? I thought ya lost if you touched the floor? Or something… I have to agree that Sumo is quite stupid, but they could probebly kick Royce’s ass ANY day! 🙂 No seriously, how do you throw anything at a mountain of fat? ---
**Author:** ![chingei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@chingei](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/chingei)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/8 "2003-01-05T22:39:45Z")
Re: sumo is f@\*!ing stupid > Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity > i mean really … what the hell is the point? they will only want to put on more weight not lose it. only the japanese … An average workout for these guys would put your scrawny ass in the hospital (as could the most casual swat from one of these athletes, btw) They have money coming out the ears and the most beautiful women in the world on the arm. You really don’t see the point? ---
**Author:** ![Liokault](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/liokault/32/289_2.png) [@Liokault](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Liokault)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/9 "2003-01-05T22:43:21Z")
I dont see why Americans couldnt be good at sumo what with the need to be massively over weight…Oh thats right you have to be fit as well.😃 ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/10 "2003-01-05T22:46:13Z")
no i dont see the point. and i never said they couldnt move or they couldnt fight. i said their sport is fu cking stupid. money … girls … fame … all these rewards for being fat fu cks … it just doesnt make any sense. ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/11 "2003-01-05T22:47:51Z")
… and it just aint right to call a cancer bi tch scrawny. that’s just low man. ---
**Author:** ![Kinjit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/958977/32.png) [@Kinjit](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kinjit)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/12 "2003-01-05T23:03:18Z")
Japan’s got a wierd-ass culture, no question about it. Trying to understand it seems a futile task… Just sit back and enjoy ---
**Author:** ![chingei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@chingei](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/chingei)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/13 "2003-01-05T23:05:00Z")
> Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity > i said their sport is fu cking stupid. money … girls … fame … all these rewards for being fat fu cks … it just doesnt make any sense. Thus spake the skinny fu ck ---
**Author:** ![chingei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@chingei](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/chingei)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/14 "2003-01-05T23:06:47Z")
> Originally posted by Kinjit > Japan’s got a wierd-ass culture, no question about it. Trying to understand it seems a futile task… Just sit back and enjoy Everybody’s got a wierd-ass culture. It all depends on where you’re lookin’ at it from (that sounds dirty somehow) ---
**Author:** ![chingei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@chingei](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/chingei)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/15 "2003-01-05T23:07:21Z")
> Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity > … and it just aint right to call a cancer bi tch scrawny. that’s just low man. ??? ---
**Author:** ![GunnedDownAtrocity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/gunneddownatrocity/32/52_2.png) [@GunnedDownAtrocity](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GunnedDownAtrocity)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/16 "2003-01-05T23:13:05Z")
“???” yeah i’m a cancer bi tch … or maybe i’m not anymore … i just got done with chemo (that was 6 months well spent) and got 2 weeks of radiation coming before im completely done with it. i was just kidding though … it’s ok to make fun of me for being a cancer bi tch … it’s only pu ssy cancer after all. unfortunately there is almost no chance of it killing me. ---
**Author:** ![chingei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@chingei](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/chingei)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/17 "2003-01-05T23:15:12Z")
> Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity > [Bit’s ok to make fun of me for being a cancer bi tch … it’s only pu ssy cancer after all. [/B] ??? ---
**Author:** ![Kinjit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/958977/32.png) [@Kinjit](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kinjit)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/18 "2003-01-05T23:17:41Z")
Well, I have to admit I’ve never been to Japan (yet), but from everything I’ve read and heard from people I know living there, it does seem to be… Special. Yes, you can say that about all cultures, but Japan seems to be that much wierder. ---
**Author:** ![chingei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@chingei](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/chingei)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/19 "2003-01-05T23:24:59Z")
> Originally posted by Kinjit > Well, I have to admit I’ve never been to Japan (yet), but from everything I’ve read and heard from people I know living there, it does seem to be… Special. Yes, you can say that about all cultures, but Japan seems to be that much wierder. that much wierder than…? ---
**Author:** ![Kinjit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/958977/32.png) [@Kinjit](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kinjit)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406/20 "2003-01-05T23:33:58Z")
> Originally posted by chingei > [B] that much wierder than…? [/B] Other wierd countries, obviously- I recently met a teacher at a japanese university while in China, and she got a few things to say… Anyway, this is getting offtopic, and I dont feel any need to argue my point 🙂 [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/sumo-is-f-ing-stupid/17406.md?page=2)