one of my good friends just started studying kungfu, and she sent me the name of her style…and its Squirrel fist.
So now im kind of curios. Anyone got some info on this style?
It seems like a good and serious school from what i heard but im fearing it may be some newly made up style.
squirrel fist
“the way of snatching nuts fist”
Theres also Flying Grey Squirrel Kungfu.
Now heres something we hope you really like.(darn, cartoon impressions are hard to do on the internet)
Badger
Suirrels kick a$$. Never fu(k with a squirrel. If I could be any other animal, it would be a squirrel. Did you know that Texas squirrels are immune to rattlesnake venom? True. The females will pounce on rattlesnakes so that they can get them to rattle and maybe strike so that the squirrel can determine how dangerous they are. If the squirrel doens’t think they are a threat, they won’t even move their nest.
Fear the squirrel fist.
Oh, and the skunk fist. REALLY fear the skunk fist.
Oh, and the donkey punch. REALLY, REALLY fear the donkey punch.
JWT
Really funny
I really enjoyed your replies…only prob is..i was not kidding…and i found the homepage…
Interpretation please somebody?
Well, I wasn’t kidding about the squirrel stuff either. The furry b@stards are tough!
But the guy in that site looks allot more like a weazle than a squirrel.
JWT
“B..U..L..L..W..I..N..K..L..E…!!!”
Natasha is hot! And oh yeah, Rockys’ real name was Jane!
Here we go again with Jon “El Burro” Taylor.:rolleyes:
Regarding the website. Nice bloomers!
JWT
But… can a squirrel beat your wienie dog??
Badger
"Did you know that Texas squirrels are immune to rattlesnake venom? True. "
What?? Are you sure? That seems a bit far fetched. ![]()
Ryu
Squirrels are good eats too. One of my friends went hunting up in Ohio and brought back two squirrels. One of them actually had a nut in it’s mouth when it got shot. We cooked it with the nut in. No one ate the nut though.
Atleast you didnt eat the squirrels nut.:eek:
Badger
Yep, quite true.
Moreover, the entirety of Texas is under a rabies quarantine. So, if one of the little b@stards bites you, get thee to a doctor and quick like.
And no, the Wiener Dog is supreme. Most people don’t know it, but the Weiner “Dog” isn’t all dog. It’s actually a miracle of modern genetics. You see the Nazi’s wanted an “ubber dog”, but quickly realized the dog’s inherant weaknesses. So, in their unholy ferver, they did the unthinkable. They succesfully spliced the genetic sequence of a Doberman Pincer with a Florida Alligator. Strange, but true. The unholy abomination that they worked toward was realized in the modern Weiner “Dog”.
Some of that last part could have been made up.
JWT
I don’t eat chin-nuts either ![]()
I have always had the urge to barbeque a weiner dog. They just look like they would be good. That Taco Bell dog too. A little hot sauce…ummm…forget taco sunday.
Sorry for hijacking the thread.
They seem flexible and strong. They have energy work for relaxing and unblocking something. Seems like something. Good stuff.~
I have seen some bits of the forms and techs of the style…the forms seem like longfist and the techs are GREAT…very self defence oriented including some biting and som nasty tech with skin grapping and pulling.
also i like that they have staff training along with their basic training…
So i got one serious reply…at least u people had fun.
Tvebak - that’s a swedish school.. It’s in Skärholmen, our Bronx if u will.
It’s bogus. All made up, really nonsens. I can’t beleive u think they have ‘great technique’ :mad: :rolleyes: Oh.. my.. GOD are u high or something?
ugh.. a friend of a friend used to train there untill he noticed that my friend advanced better than him really fast. He then went to our scholl for a try and he never returned to Halmat “Kung Fu” again.