# Snow and the Seven **URL:** \ **Category:** Martial Media and Popular Culture\ **Created:** [May 13, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839 "2002-05-13T15:52:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Taomonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@Taomonkey](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Taomonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/1 "2002-05-13T15:52:31Z")
I sh!t you not. [http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=12206](http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=12206) from the site Disney to produce a Kung Fu version of SNOW WHITE! No, I’m not jerking ya off! No, Seriously! Dopey Fu! Harry here… and the world has just gotten weirder. Way weirder. I’m talking really weirder. Walt Disney Studios has decided to make a Hong Kong Style re-telling of the SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES. There will apparently be no dwarves in this version though. Instead there will be seven Shaolin Monks! That’s right, Princess flees evil killer queen. Dark Forest, scary things… finds Shaolin Monastery and these Shaolin Monks decide to protect her from the magical evil forces out to kill her. This ‘brilliant’ ahem idea is being produced by the genius producer behind THE COUNTRY BEARS!!! OH BOY!!! WOO HOO!!! Ahem… cough cough… Sorry, hairball there. Well, one can only imagine the saccharine everything to everyone telling of this story and Shaolin culture that Disney will mass-produce here. I’m really curious to read a script on this one, because there is a .3% chance that it could really be something cool and vibrant and not the lowest common denominator dreck that you would expect. So, for that .3% chance… I say, WOO HOO! It’s gotta be better than that Sigourney Weaver thing… right? ---
**Author:** ![red5angel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/red5angel/32/219_2.png) [@red5angel](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/red5angel)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/2 "2002-05-13T15:56:11Z")
hmmmmm, and to introduce the 7 dwarves…slappy, punchy, kicky… ---
**Author:** ![kungfu\_cowboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kungfu_cowboy/32/71_2.png) [@kungfu\_cowboy](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/kungfu_cowboy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/3 "2002-05-13T16:05:15Z")
Wow, that will most probably suck quite horribly badly. What Sigourney Weaver thing are you referring to? ---
**Author:** ![Kristoffer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kristoffer/32/36_2.png) [@Kristoffer](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kristoffer)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/4 "2002-05-13T16:49:13Z")
LMOL 😃 😃 This is just SO sweet, imagine Kung fu monks in the next happy meal 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Qi\_dup](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/qi_dup/32/217_2.png) [@Qi\_dup](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Qi_dup)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/5 "2002-05-13T17:13:29Z")
> Originally posted by red5angel > hmmmmm, and to introduce the 7 dwarves…slappy, punchy, kicky… Don’t forget Stabby and woop ass. I think it sounds cool. You can’t expect a disney movie to be to realistic. Or else Lion King wouldn’t have been a very interesting movie. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/kungfumagazine/original/2X/e/ee79c1ddba056fb2c94515d43d7de1be82ac7fa6.png) [@system](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/6 "2002-05-13T17:22:57Z")
where is the proof? I don’t even see sketches or something from [Disney.com](http://Disney.com). I think its a bunch of bull ---
**Author:** ![Kumkuat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@Kumkuat](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Kumkuat)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/7 "2002-05-13T23:41:54Z")
Hey, anything is possible. I even have the porno version of snow white and seven dwarves. ---
**Author:** ![African\_Tiger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/african_tiger/32/182_2.png) [@African\_Tiger](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/African_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/8 "2002-05-14T01:16:53Z")
Well considering the evil disney empire is taking its film production offices to Canada, (in yet another attempt to keep all the money in Mike Eisner’s hands, and not pay the underlings a descent living wage) I’m not surprised at all. Most of their last few movies sucked anyway, and were driven by the marketing tie-ins. ---
**Author:** ![Tae\_Li](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/tae_li/32/235_2.png) [@Tae\_Li](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Tae_Li)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/9 "2002-05-14T01:25:36Z")
I think its a cool idea! woop ass would be my favourite tho.😃 Can they change Snow Whites name to Tae Li as well???😉 Reckon it would work…wont be lonf b4 the monk toys in happy meals arrive Kris…hehehehe Tae Li;) ---
**Author:** ![Silumkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Silumkid](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Silumkid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/10 "2002-05-15T04:59:02Z")
So the monks would be (if I get this right from here…) Slappy Punchy Kicky Stabby WoopAss Mimicry Doc C’mon, ya knew Doc wasn’t gonna change his name… ---
**Author:** ![PHILBERT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/philbert/32/147_2.png) [@PHILBERT](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/PHILBERT)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:33am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/11 "2002-05-15T06:33:14Z")
Nah we gotta have a Kwai Chane Kane in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeySlap\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@MonkeySlap\_Too](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MonkeySlap_Too)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/12 "2002-09-19T21:58:38Z")
Snow White and the Seven Shaolin. New Disney pic. No lie. [http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=848&u=/variety/20020919/film\_variety/snow\_1&printer=1](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=848&u=/variety/20020919/film_variety/snow_1&printer=1) ---
**Author:** ![Hai\_To](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/hai_to/32/268_2.png) [@Hai\_To](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/Hai_To)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/13 "2002-09-19T22:09:11Z")
Monkey Slap, Its nice to see that you and I are on the same wavelength. [http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=16265](http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=16265) ---
**Author:** ![MonkeySlap\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@MonkeySlap\_Too](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/MonkeySlap_Too)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/14 "2002-09-19T22:40:47Z")
Ah, I missed that. Funny, I found the story posted on the ‘Drudge Report’ - a sight dedicated to news sure to make you think the world is ending. ---
**Author:** ![kungfu\_cowboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/kungfu_cowboy/32/71_2.png) [@kungfu\_cowboy](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/kungfu_cowboy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/15 "2002-09-20T00:06:52Z")
That’s lame. It would be much more bizarre if they followed the original story exactly but just sub in the monks for the dwarfs. And give Snow White tentacles. ---
**Author:** ![rogue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/rogue/32/30_2.png) [@rogue](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/rogue)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/16 "2002-09-20T02:25:31Z")
[Here’s a picture of the movies Dopey](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20020918/i/1032390468.3690987595.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![GeneChing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/geneching/32/96_2.png) [@GeneChing](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/GeneChing)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/17 "2008-03-03T17:26:08Z")
Snow and the Seven The Snow White and the Shaolin Monks project has been rumored for years. MK had one of his famous cool deleted threads on it back in 07-05-2005. If you do a search, you’ll find offhand references to it in a few other threads. So it’s still be rumored. Now Padme has turned it down… ☹ > [Portman turned down kung-fu Snow White](http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=248127230&p=z48yz7936) > 03/03/2008 - 8:41:56 AM Natalie Portman turned down the chance to star as an ass-kicking Snow White in a kung-fu version of the fairytale. Natalie Portman turned down the chance to star as an ass-kicking Snow White in a kung-fu version of the fairytale. Martial arts movie maker Jet Li was rumoured to be directing the adaptation, with Portman in the frame play the lead. The actress confirms she was offered the part, and loves the idea - but won’t be terrorising evil queens and dwarves anytime soon. She says: “It (the movie) exists and it was offered. I’m not planning to do it. It is a fantastic idea. They should do kung-fu versions of every fairytale.” ---
**Author:** ![SPJ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/spj/32/496_2.png) [@SPJ](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SPJ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/18 "2008-03-03T17:32:26Z")
snow white fan since kid, myself. snow white actress in the parade in disney land for over 20 years. and now retired. she brought her lab for vacc in my clinic. – I was like– just a big fan for the story. the castle is “copied” after the neuschwanstein castle, it is the nicest in bavaria, southern germany. – [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac9w46suaL4](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac9w46suaL4) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPJ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/spj/32/496_2.png) [@SPJ](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/SPJ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/19 "2008-03-03T17:38:14Z")
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2olW6yGTfs&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2olW6yGTfs&feature=related) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBTX08MDCg&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBTX08MDCg&feature=related) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3I1YnQGRq4](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3I1YnQGRq4) I visited the castle in the summer of 1988. a year before the fall of the berlin walls and collapse of the former soviet bloc. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sanjuro\_ronin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forum.kungfumagazine.com/sanjuro_ronin/32/793_2.png) [@sanjuro\_ronin](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/u/sanjuro_ronin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839/20 "2008-03-03T17:42:57Z")
Snow white eh? Is nothing sacred anymore ?? [Next page](https://forum.kungfumagazine.com/t/snow-and-the-seven/42839.md?page=2)