Yea but then she learns iron vest kung fu.
Then she doesnt slip. Hahahahaha
Or the other girl who pushes the car into the parking space
I loved this movie
Go back to Mars, the earth is too Dangerous!
'nuff said.
Hahahahahaha that was a funny part too.
I think the best scene in the whole movie is that surreal bit when everyone breaks out into a dance routine from a Michael Jackson video.
Or how bout when, 1st little brother is in the store helping the old lady, then he jumps and knocks everything over. hehehehe!!!
That movie is a classic!!! 
I like it when Stephen Chiao bursts into song after watching the shy hottie make steamed bread with her taiji. And when he’s describing the greatness of kungfu to the coach, and suddenly the coach is dressed as the shaolin abbot Chiao was describing and starts taking off the robes right there in the street revealing his regular clothes underneath. And the guy who carries a wrench and hammer onto the soccer field with him but it’s okay because he’s a mechanic. And when Chiao beats up an alley full of thugs with a soccer ball. And…
Okay, I love the whole dang movie, alright?
I loved that movie!
I love this movie!!!
Real funny bit when they playin the female team wit fake facial hair an they shocked how good they are but stephen chow (sp?) says it’s just the special effects
other funny scenes
OK, I think it was this movie.
Isn’t there a scene where some guy strikes a mantis pose and he says something to the affect, “don’t ever do that, you embarass mantis”?
Who can describe that one better?
I dont recall that scene
It’s the scene where Chow is confronting the guys who beat up him and his dai sihing at the club. The very last guy is a skinny little dude who strikes a mantis pose and ****s (I’m assuming from fear). Then comes one of the funniest dialogs in the movie:
Chow: “Did you study Tong Long?”
Skinny mantis guy: “Yes.”
Chow: “Don’t ever disrespect Shaolin again.”
SMG: “Okay”
Chow: “Do you have any coins?”
SMG: “I have only 30 cents”
Chow: “Give them to me”
SMG: “Are you stealing my coins?”
Chow: “Yes”
SMG: Cries like a little kid
Hehehehe another funny part was when the taji girl(forgot her name:o ) was getting a makeover and the ugly man lookin girl was pickin her nose and wipes it on her back!!!
I saw a preview of it in the theatres a few weeks back when I went to go see Bulletproof Monk (shiver). I wanted to cry, it look…well…bastardized. Dubbing didn’t seem to fit, words used “Why should a pretty face be covered by the hair?” and then “Gah! Now you look like E.T.!”. I lowered my head in shame.
I’ll still see it opening weekend, but be happy in knowing I’ve seen the Hong Kong version.
Shaolin Soccer on Cable.
Hiya you MA freaks.
Here is a notice for the guys in my vicinity.
Sunday the 14th at 21:00(09:00pm for US Citizens) Super Channel will be airing “Shaolin Soccer”.
Original Soundtrack with local sub-titles.
People close by that don’t have Cable can contact me and we can arrange a get-together at my place and few beers to watch it.
Cheers.
It hasn’t even been released in the US yet.
Originally posted by MasterKiller
It hasn’t even been released in the US yet.
Cinema and DVD releases happened quiet a few months ago over here.
Miramax
Miramax really dropped the ball on Shaolin Soccer.
Miramax, or MiramAXE as they a becoming known in the HK circles, bought the US rights to a huge archive of HK films, mostly following suite from Tarantino’s example. Now they are just sitting on them. We have access to a lot of these movies in DVD, but it’s illegal for us to sell them.
Shaolin Soccer was scheduled for release August 8th (originally planned for April 2003) then postponed to the following week, then postponed to September sometime, now it might not even have a theatrical release. This has angered HK stars like Stephen Chow, and apparently Columbia has picked up his new project scheduled for Spring 2004 - Kung Fu Hustle. Sammo Hung was the action director on that one, but he just got replaced by Yuen Woo Ping…
Is it illegal for you to give them away to forum members with in excess of 4000 posts?
wha…give away?
I WANT ME ME ME ME!!!
:eek:
Free stuff… did I hear the words ‘Free’ and ‘Stuff’? 