watchman
**** off 
man, you would have loved being there so much. the fat instructor dude was a tit.
Things bugged me since yesterday. I phoned him, and i asked about when and where. When i asked him if it was modified (you saw what the web page said) he goes “not really” - so i go what lineage is your wing chun, and he goes “you can trace all out roots back to yip man, but don’t worry yourself about that stuff”. And there were only 2 one hour lessons a week (!). Anyway.
I went into the place and saw some people in there practicing sil lum tao (badly) and so i though i’d go in. I walked in and saluted (is that what you call it? right fist in left palm, u get me yeh) like i would in any kwoon, and everyone looked at me like i was a freak. Nevermind, i’ll just take a seat. “Oh” i thought, the beginners must have turned up early - good to see that the beginners were eager. SO. I waited till 8:13pm (was supposed to start at 8) and this fat dude with an old dirty tshirt and dirty greasy hair walks in. I thought wtf!?!? THAT is the teacher?! Nah, give him a chance, he may be amazing. I continued to observe the “beginners” and saw that not one sole in there could either stand, punch, move or even wank correctly. Then i saw this punk doing chum kiu and later dan chi sau! He was tense and couldn’t flow AT ALL, neither could his partner who he was “teaching”. I was like wtf?!?! The lesson had NO structure to it, things didn’t change when the so called “instructor” came in he just went around and “corrected” people - but he was ******* stupid, and i nearly told him that to his face.
The group of people as a whole were a sorry sight, a collection of geeks and other social rejects. The instructor man came over at the beginning to talk to me (after sorting out everyones money, of course) and then just walked around the class “correcting” people. There is NO WAY i can convey how bad it was. However bad you think it is, it’s 2093840925893476394 times worse. I could have taken a better class, i swear to god.
I am in such a stress, i’m gonna go back to my room at home and seeing as everyones out (i sacrificed a night on the pull to see this class) i’m gonna beat my wallbag shitless. All i wanna do is learn wing chun ffs. Watchman can i fly over and then you can teach me yeah? :rolleyes:
I might try going to china town (it’s miles away) and asking if anyone teaches kung fu round there. I’ve been missing my jj lessons, but i’m gonna resume them from now on.
I’m not sure whether i’m angry or if it’s funny

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.