I feel lonely
In the stupid thread I revealed a personal story about my own nuts, but nobody gives a damn.
What’s wrong with people these days? Has Sharky got bigger nuts than me or something?
Maybe you squished one of them when doing the splits, S? I once sat on mine when getting into a car… brought tears to my one eye (errr… is that too rude for this forum) :eek:
I just meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me - Unity (message on general Kung Fu forum)
Fook the lot of 'em
Yes, Sharky has bigger nuts than you and we’re all quite impressed with their blue-ball size and as equally unconcerned with your earlier nut-pain. I know that’s not fair, but we’ve picked Sharky’s nuts to be concerned about and that just pretty much leaves everybody else out who has nuts. Of course, this does not apply to Rolls as he’s nutless anyway.
On another note, I’ve noticed that quite a few people are now running around with some form of Friend of Man’s “I just meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me” quote at the bottom of their profile. Boy, did he ever tap into our psyche with that cryptic statement!
K. Mark Hoover
my nuts are the sh.it, while your nuts are sh.it.
KC - “Don’t rush the flexibility thing. If you’re young, you can push it a little more, but older, you should be patient, and take the slow but safe road to flexibility.”
2 months ago i could do the splits. i stopped stretching so much, but still should have ok flexability. i have put a lot of time into stretching and know what feels wrong man. i’ll have another try tonight after a light workout to see if it’s any better. my worry is that i haven’t done anything which should upset it, yet it feels like someone is stabbing me in my leg, with a real sharp knife.
it sucks 
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
Is anyone stabbing you in the leg with a really sharp knife?
How old are you? In my experience, over thirty, two months without stretching is practically start over from scratch time, but you might be different.
What stretch are you doing when you feel this most accutely?
City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic
If you do feel it is an injury, you might want to take it easy and not do anything that aggravates it for a little while, see if it goes away.
City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic
i’m 19. there were no sharp implements involved. the stretch that does it is sideways splits.
thing is, i HAVE rested it - for a month!
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
Might want to get it checked out.
If its any consolation, as of today, you are dominating the forum top ten topics with your girl, and leg/nutsack problems. I’m trying to keep up, but all I’ve got is one lowly Tic thread.
We’re all very proud of you.
City, your toast will never go unbuttered again! -The Tic
Yes. You’re our hero.
K. Mark Hoover
about this warm up then strech vs stretch then warmup i believe its better to stretch cold because the cold elasticity of you legs increases. which means that when you do a warm up also before say a competition it an added bonus , ;ike a weight lifter who doesnt wear weight lifitng gloves so as to improve his grip, when he finally wears gloves he will lift more.
what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo