no kidding, sexual disfunction. No I did’t overuse it. I just lost interest. I think It has to do with winter, so my body is conserving energy. Still, I’ve been ***** other winters, now it only goes to halfmast. I guess in honor of those who have fallen in war. It just won’t “energize the mind and flesh” to quote the taoist classics. Even when I’m getting head. And I love head. My girlfriend is hot too, I just don’t get it.
I am a consimate failure 
Yep, you’re a failure. I guess you don’t have what it takes to be a man. Too bad. Maybe your girlfriend will find someone soon able to satisfy her libido, if she already isn’t wearing the batteries out of her dildoes.
Well, good luck to you. Maybe someday when you find out who’s been putting saltpeter in your Ovaltine you’ll be able to get it back up… 
K. Mark Hoover
Maybe you are gay 
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You’re fu(king up my chi
thanx you guys made me laugh. That helps more than supportive pityshit. Thanx a lot. PS. I’m not gay, I would be, but guys had adams apples, and facial hair, thats just not what I’m hardwired for. I need curves and breasts, oh and a *****, not that I can use it anymore,
LOL! Maybe you just think you are hardwired that way…but your body is telling you different? Obviously, squank doesn’t do it for you anymore so you should try something else. To find out you should give the alternate lifestyle a whirl. Find some burly he-man and let him bend you double in a warm shower after you and he have swapped spit. Maybe your tool will start working again, especially when you’re screaming in little jerks as the shower rains down on your head a la Hitchcock’s “Psycho”.
K. Mark Hoover
y’know Budokan…i REALLY wish you wouldn’t do that!
there are some mental images i can live without.
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Just put on James Brown’s Sex Machine.
“Get upa! Get all up! Get upa! Get all up! Stay on the scene! Get all up! I’m like a sex machine!”
“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”
Maybe you should go and grapple with your friend who gets a wood while grappling. Maybe you can learn his secret of getting wood. Or maybe you could become his lover
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You’re fu(king up my chi
I’d go with ABandit’s idea.
But if you want expert counseling advice, I’d say you should kill yourself immediately. Yes yes, I know people say that’s not the thing to do, and for most it isn’t.
But for you, I think it would be a great idea! 
Try it out, maybe you’ll enjoy it.
Don’t keep those bullets waiting!
:rolleyes:
Ryu
“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”
ryu is vulgar!
Excellent!
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Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled “Hm.” regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
success
I knew that if I tried hard enough, I would find Ryu’s dark side. Noble bushido/ chivalry man has taken off the mask. Does it feel good? How much have I taught you? You should thank me.
PS.
Hows that Taiwanese girlfriend of yours doing? whats that? She’s still fuckingher boyfriend? Too bad you didn’t know your dark side back then. You might just have used it to win her over. See, being nice isn’t always supreme.
uh… ryu has a girlfriend mate.
no, i mean a REAL one.
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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish
Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled “Hm.” regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
No Ryu, don’t turn to the dark side!
don’t reach for the light sabre! don’t give in to hate, don’t…
ah, fu(k it
just give in to hate and strike him down. we won’t tell anyone…
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“uh… ryu has a girlfriend mate.
no, i mean a REAL one.”
LOL sharky
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Squank?
You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!eh?
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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish
Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled “Hm.” regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
It’s what Budokan said. What is it?
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Obviously, squank doesn’t do it for you anymore so you should try something else.
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I guess it means either “woman” or “pu$” but I was just looking for clarification.
Personally, it’s no surprise that Nuttn’funny can’t get it up. It’s actually a surprise that he has anything to get up.
You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!
“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”
whoa
check out what Ryu said…I’m…I’m…I’m proud of ya man!
"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair