OT: Most embaressing Job

Hi everyone,

A friend has started a new part-time job. They won’t tell me what it is because they say they are too embaressed. My question is what do think would be the most embaressing job for you?

“That would be me. I’ve been swimming in raw sewage…I love IT!” - Frank Drebbin, Police Squad.

Richard Simmons’s undie sweat cleaner.

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

The guy who sold those fake IDs to the Sept. 11th terrorists.

“Bruce Leroy. That’s who!”

Suppository Quality Assurance Tester.

Damn Jas…
man…

uh… look, don’t post to me ever again… :frowning:

:smiley: :smiley: :wink:
(jk)

Ryu

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

in order of suckiness (that isn’t so obvious)

  1. counting products in a factory

  2. word processing

  3. networking

“Damned be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and damned be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism.” - Anonymous

Maybe he/she is a stripper or something. I think that would be embarassing, at least here.

Another one would be prostitution, but i hope thats not it.


“You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation.”
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

Internet help desk is not exactly embarresing but i would like to file it for the job that destroys your will for life the most.

That and test reading a 450 page book. YES I AM READING A 450 PAGE BOOK IN ONE EVENING.

Now it’s 4 AM i have 180 pages left. Looks like an allnighter.

Free thinkers are dangerous!

Imagine their embarrassment!

Air traffic controller in Afganistan

“A wish to go to Heaven is the very beginning of falling into Hell.”

  1. Bartender in a gay bar
  2. Male nurse ( they go no respect )
  3. Hostess at a Sperm Bank :smiley:

I have a friend who once, being really needy for work, had to take the only job going.

Jizz mopper. At a stripper-booth place.

His job was to clean the cubicles.

We were sworn to secrecy, never to tell his then girlfriend. :slight_smile:

-geoff

-A hundred enemies, a hundred cups of wine. Infinite enemies, infinite wine.-

LOL!

Yeah, I’d say ‘jizz mopper’ would be a pretty bad job all right…

K. Mark Hoover

In the immortal words of Norm McDonald:
“Assistant Crack *****!” :slight_smile:

Snake
“The Tree of Liberty
must be refreshed from
time to time by the
blood of patriots and
tyrants.” -Thomas
Jefferson

KungFuOnline Moderator

You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom

I think Water Dragon wins.

Ryu

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

bein a crackhead suckin d!ck for a dollar, ah memories

“United We Stand, Divided We Fall.”

Pin-head in a circus side-show!
:eek:

Les paroles s’envolent.
Les écrits restent!..

Circus Geek

The Geek swallows chicken heads and stuff like that for the crowd. Usually they hire some permanent drunk.

“Lost in a Roman…wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah…
This is the end, My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you’ll never follow me”

How about having to throw away the hazmat material that results from Roseanne Barr’s ‘monthly visitor’? That would be pretty disgusting. Imagine having to clean up that biological spill every month…

Wait a minute. I think I just made myself nauseous… :frowning:

K. Mark Hoover

Washing jock-straps at the local BJJ school.(Rolls old job)

Les paroles s’envolent.
Les écrits restent!..