This is just silly. Check it
I wonder how many people seriously think they can get there blackbelt online? (As if Rank means anything anyway) :rolleyes:
“Life’s a great Adventure, Mate”
Jacko Jackson
man ive seen some crazy sh1t like this theres this one that for like 2k $$ they will certify you as the grandmaster of a style and **** like that !!! its just crazy
what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo
you can get a black belt online.
I think they’re only like 12 bucks or something 
peace
Kung Lek
That’s pretty hokey! I’m sure one could learn something from it though.
Man, can you believe Chuck Norris is in thier intro in the form of a GIF image??? I bet Chuck Norris has no idea he is on that hokey site. If he is affiliated somehow, that would be sick.
Oh my GOD! That is TERRIBLE. I’m just sad that some people who are interested in martial arts are going to see that, go “this is what martial arts are about?” and give up. I’m sure you might be able to learn some stuff from there, but without a live instructor who is going to check your form? Also, if you really intend on training.. Who is going to motivate you? Damn. What a crock.
Couldn’t resist sharing this…
Idiot Trains For 17 Years To Earn Black Belt When He Could Have Just Purchased One On Amazon For $12.99
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Oct 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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ST. PAUL, MN — Sources close to Bruce Connor say that the 21-year-old martial artist has just finished proving he’s a total idiot by spending 17 years earning his black belt when he could have just purchased one on Amazon for $12.99 years ago.
According to Nancy Connor, Bruce’s mother, her son’s oversight is one of the great disappointments of her life.
“I always told him, all those years,” Nancy said, shaking her head. “It was always ‘Bruce, we could get this on Amazon for much, much cheaper.’ And then he’d always shake his head and go try to break a board or the kitchen table or something. I’m really, really disappointed by this.”
Over the past 17 years, Bruce’s family has spent well over $14,000 on lessons, tournaments, equipment, and emergency room visits. Bruce, however, thinks that it was worth it.
“This is the proudest day of my life,” said the absolute moron, grinning like a chickenbrain. “Because this one has the karate logo on it. I couldn’t find any like it on Amazon. Take that, Mom. Why do I do this? Because it’s there! Hiyaah!”
At publishing time, Bruce had reportedly totally wasted another 7 years of his life getting really good at chess when he could have just gotten a computer to play it for him.
Amazon? Even cheaper at MartialArtSmart.
